Blood Donor Jokes
15 blood donor jokes and hilarious blood donor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blood donor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Blood Donor Short Jokes
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- I went to go dontate blood yesterday... ...but the phlebotomist said they could not take my blood because there was a Type-O on my donor card.
- What did the doctor say to the sad blood donor?
Be positive.
- My doctor was telling me that my blood tests had a typo So I guess it's pretty cool to be a universal donor.
- A shocking new Red Cross study has found that pessimistic people make better blood donors. So B Negative, it's A Plus.
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Blood Donor One Liners
Which blood donor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blood donor? I can suggest the ones about donor and blood drive.
- Whenever I'm sad I just read my blood donor ID. It always says B positive .
- What do you call a high risk blood donor? A Gay man,
Blood Donor Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about blood donor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean donating blood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blood donor pranks.
Blood donor
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. When I drew his blood, there was a little squirt of blood and it surprised him. I looked him deeply in the eyes and told him, you're bleeding because you don't floss
Its pretty hard to stay positive...
My grandfather recently died from blood loss. We might have found a donor for his blood type. But nobody knew it. He kept shouting "Be Positive!"
But it was pretty hard to be positive at the time...
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Did you hear about the blood drive organizer from Portland who died in a car c**...?
He was an Oregon donor.
Blood Types
Watching 'Archer' and the topic of blood types came up. Conversation was as followed:
Friend: "Which blood type is the universal donor?"
Me: "O negative"
Friend: "Which is the universal receiver?"
Me: "Your mom."
*Hilarity ensued*
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How do you get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses who come knocking on your door?
Tell them you're an avid blood donor.
An Arab sheikh is dying
... and the only thing that could save him a blood transfusion. But there is a problem - the sheikh has a very rare blood type. After very intensive searches sheik's servants finally find a donor. This happens to be an old Jewish guy who agrees to donate blood in exchange for a substantial reward. The sheikh's life is saved, and he generously rewards the donor with a luxury car and a huge mansion.
Couple of years later, the same story happens. The donor rushes to donate the blood and comes to pick up his reward. Surprisingly for him, he is handed a box of cookies.
"But last time you gave me a car and a mansion"
"Well, last time I had no Jewish blood flowing in me".
An Arab and a Jew
There was an Arab oil Sheikh that was in a coma and needed a blood transfusion to survive. Being AB+ it was hard for him to get a donor with the same rare blood type. Finally they found an old Jewish farmer that was listed as a blood donor with the same blood type. However he was very reluctant to give his blood to save an Arab guy. Finally after lots of discussions and pestering by doctors he agreed to donate only enough blood to help make sure the Arab guy was stabilized. After the blood transfusion and when the Arab guy is healthier, he sends the Jewish farmer a brand new John Deere tractor and a Cartier watch and $100000 as a token of appreciation. After a year, the Arab is requires another transfusion. The old Jewish farmer is contacted and this time is willing to give more blood. After the transfusion the Arab send the Jewish guy a box of chocolates and a bouquet of flowers. When the Jewish guy gets this he is furious as he is expecting much more since he gave more of his rare blood type. He contacts the Arab sheikh and asks him why he only gave him such a paltry gift? The Arab says, ya Akhie (brother) I have Jewish blood in me now….