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Blood Clot Jokes

10 blood clot jokes and hilarious blood clot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blood clot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Blood Clot Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good blood clot joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you call a traffic jam in Compton?

A blood clot

Two red blood cells are talking to two platelets...

One red blood cell says "I heard you two finally tied the clot!"
The other says "Coagulations!"

My grandad said there's gangs at his retirement village

The blood clots and the cripples

A man goes to the doctor for a follow-up on his Deep Vein Thrombosis

Doctor: "So I prescribed you blood thinners last month, have you been taking them?"
Man: "No. I have a great reason why not though"
Doctor: "Aaah! The clot thickens!"

What did the vein say to the pessimistic blood clot?

Ay, be positive.

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood.


Police are still hunting for the clots.

Old/new joke about n**...

What do you call a traffic jam in Harlem? A blood clot.

Where do you go to fix it? Statin Island

What did the poisoned rat say to himself as his blood ceased to clot and internal bleeding ensued?

Bromadiolone.

Hey did you guys hear Alex Trebek is in the hospital?

What is blood clot in the brain?

What's red and silly?

A blood clot.


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