Blood Cells Jokes

Funniest Blood Cells Short Jokes

Short blood cells jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blood cells humour may include short blood drive jokes also.

1. TIL Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type "O". I guess you can call it a typo.
2. I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love. It never got published. It was all in vein.
3. Two red blood cells are talking to two platelets... One red blood cell says "I heard you two finally tied the clot!"
   The other says "Coagulations!"
4. If your body was the size of the Atlantic ocean, your red blood cells would be the size of the Titanic Let that sink in
5. I'm teaching my white blood cells math and my red blood cells computer science Once they become STEM cells I am hoping to regrow a finger.
6. A joke that has been circulating around for a while... Two blood cells fell in love, but it was all in vein.
7. Why should red blood cells never say 'jesus christ!' Because you never take the lord's name in vain
8. What do you call a place that you put an arrested caucasian gang member in? A white blood cell.
9. My blood sometimes, for no reason at all, decides to not carry enough oxygen. I have fickle cell anemia.
10. Why should white blood cells never discuss God? Because they would be using the lord's name in vein

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Blood Cells One Liners

Which blood cells one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blood cells? I can suggest the ones about blood type and blood.

1. Two red blood cells met and fell in love but alas, it was in vein.
2. Why did the red blood cell misspell his name? It was a type-o.
3. 2 blood cells met and fell in love Alas, it was all in vein!
4. A red blood cell was found stealing oxygen... They had to make a cardiac arrest.
5. What did one blood cell say to another blood cell that was having a bad day? B positive
6. Doctors say Rudy Giuliani's white blood cells count was low but he's demanding a recount.
7. What do all criminals have in their blood? Prison cells
8. What blood disease do communists get? Hammer and sickle cell anemia.
9. Yo mama is so black, she doesn't even have white blood cells.
10. What is a blood cell's favourite candy? Rhesus Pieces. Badum tsch.
11. A red blood cell cursed in traffic. He shouldn't use the Lord's name in vain.
12. Charlie Sheen went from Two and a Half Men... to two and a half white blood cells.

Red Blood Cells Jokes

Here is a list of funny red blood cells jokes and even better red blood cells puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call the iron-stealing, oxygen-depleting metalloproteins that lurk in the red blood cells of all vertebrates? Hemogoblins.

The Funniest Blood Cells Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about blood cells you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blood test jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blood cells pranks.