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What is The Fonz's blood type?
A
"Bloodied cricket bat found in Oscar Pistorius' house"
In addition, locals have told police that he was previously sighted with stumps.
My blood type is also my life motto:
B Positive
Blood Types
Watching 'Archer' and the topic of blood types came up. Conversation was as followed:
Friend: "Which blood type is the universal donor?"
Me: "O negative"
Friend: "Which is the universal receiver?"
Me: "Your mom."
*Hilarity ensued*
My mother's blood type is A-negative. My father's blood type is B-positive...
That make me AB-normal.
What's Autocorrect's blood type?
typo negative
What does a vampire's blood taste like?
Iron-y
What's a optimist's blood type?
B positive.
Why does the blood bank never make mistakes?
Because they're typo negative
What blood type do Canadians have?
Type "eh"
Why are blood bank workers so good at correcting spelling mistakes?
Because they see typos every day.
Why does your blood rush to your head when you're upside down but not to your feet when you're right side up?
Your feet aren't empty.
Bloodseeker walked into a bar (this the last one i promise)
he only need 3 shots
The blood moon last night got me so excited
I was over the moon!
What does a blood learn in kindergarten?
His abb's
There is now a blood test to determine gender attraction.
It checks homogloben levels.
What is a blood cell's favourite candy?
Rhesus Pieces. Badum tsch.
My bloodtype is really disappointing.
My doctor keeps saying "be positive".
What blood type does a motivational speaker have?
B Positive!
So I got my blood test results back...
apparently I did good, got an A+
They don't have blood banks in England ...
... but they do have a liver pool.
What blood type do happy people have?
B Positive.
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