Blondie Jokes
19 blondie jokes and hilarious blondie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blondie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Blondie Short Jokes
Short blondie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blondie humour may include short late jokes also.
- What did one blonde say to the other blone, while entering a bar?
Well blondie, Bottoms-Up.
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Blondie One Liners
Which blondie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blondie? I can suggest the ones about chocolate and choc.
- Why did 20 Blondies wait outside the bar? They had to be 21 to enter
- Why do blondies get caught shoplifting? Because the box says "Open here".
- How are blondies like pianos? When they're not upright, they're grand.
- What did the blondie say when she walked into the bus? Ouch.
- Why is a blondie standing on a sheet of paper She is driving an A4
- What do you call a blondie that dyed her hair Brown Artificial intelligence
- Lyrics One way or another I'm going to have to stop quoting Blondie lyrics...
- Why's Blondie always not on time? Because she always wants to get late.
Hilarious Blondie Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about blondie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mam jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blondie pranks.
Three women (redhead, blondie and an asian) have just escaped a prison, and the cops are looking for them...
The girls were running trough the city and went into one of those fruit/ vegetables' market to hide, and find 3 bag of potatoes big enough for them to hide inside.
After a while, one cop that is looking for them finds the bags, and realize that they're kind of weird... So he approaches and kicks the first potatoe's bag, with the asian girl inside...
The asian girl, quickly respond the kick with barking noises: ruff ruff
"Oh... These are just a few dogs!", says the cop.
He then approaches to the second potatoe's bag, with the redhead inside, and kicks it as well.
"Meow... Meow", the redhead answers.
"Oh... These are just a few cats!", says the cop.
Finally, he gets close to the third potatoe's bag, with the blondie inside, and kicks it too.
The voice inside the bags respond:
"Potatoes".
Three blondes were...
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "No, s**..., anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"
They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.
I took Blondie to the movies
Just as the movie was about to start, she got up to leave.
"Where are you going?" I whispered. "The movie is about to start."
"I have to go outside," she said.
"Why on Earth do you have to go outside right now?"
"The movie man said to silence my cell phone," she pointed at the screen.
"So why do you have to leave?" I asked again, as nicely as I could. "I left it in the car, duh."
"Okay. Go ahead. I'll save you some popcorn."
Lamborghini
A blondie was driving down the road with her Lamborghini. She stops at a red light.
A man walking on the sidewalk sees the car.
Man: Wow.. So beautiful!
The blonde rolled down her window.
Blonde: Are you talking about the car or me?
Man: I was talking about my reflection
A blondie was late for class
Teacher: why you are late for class today?
Blondie: Mam, A boy was following me while I was coming.
Teacher: Then you should be early for class.
Blondie: Mam that guy was following very slowly.
