Blonde Waitress Jokes

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A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."

Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia.

Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia.
As they were approaching Shubenacadde (shoe-been-ack-id-dee), they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... ver-r-ry slo-o-owly?"
The waitress leaned over the counter and says, "Tiiimmmmm Hoorrrrttooonnns"

A blonde is at the diner

A blonde is at a diner and when the waitress comes to take the order, the blonde reads the name tag out loud:
'Debbie, how sweet.... what do you call the other one?'

Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag?

A: "What did you name the other one?"

A blind man walks into a bar. He sits down and says "Who here wan't to hear a blond joke?"

The waitress says "Oh honey, I'm blond! And my co worker is blond too. Also, the lady sitting next to you is blond as well. Are you sure you wan't to tell it?"
The blind guy says "No, I guess not. Thanks for the warning. I don't have time to explain it three times".
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A married couple go to a restaurant.
A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it.
The man asks, "Where's the burger?"
The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit.
"I was keeping it warm," she replies.
The wife says, "Please cancel my hot dog order."

A blonde girl took her first job as a waitress.

She showed up, took the first order, delivered the food, and promptly jumped up and landed next to the guest's plate.
"What are you doing?" the guest said.
She said, "Just doing my job. Now are you going to push me off?"
Angry but curious the guest said "Huh? I came here to eat and you're practically sitting on my food."
The blonde looked at his arms and said, "Silly, stop playing. I know you're strong enough. My Dad said I should just wait on tables until I get a good tip."