Blonde Nurse Jokes
13 blonde nurse jokes and hilarious blonde nurse puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blonde nurse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Blonde Nurse Short Jokes
Short blonde nurse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blonde nurse humour may include short blonde and the doctor jokes also.
- A doctor is looking for the next patient Doctor: Where is the next patient?
Blonde Nurse: I told him to go home.
Doctor: Why did you do that?
Blonde Nurse: He told me he is not feeling well. - Blonde joke "Nurse, could you please take Mr. Oliver's pulse?" "Why? Doesn't he have one of his own?"
- I asked the blonde nurse why she had a red magic marker. She said it's easier to draw blood with it.
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Blonde Nurse One Liners
Which blonde nurse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blonde nurse? I can suggest the ones about blonde waitress and blonde police woman.
- Why does the blonde nurse take a red pen to work? In case she has to draw blood.
- Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen? To draw blood.
Witty Blonde Nurse Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about blonde nurse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blonde woman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blonde nurse pranks.
A blonde woman showed up to her doctor's office looking disheveled and with bags under her eyes
The doctor told her that she looked exhausted.
The blonde woman replied, I am. Ever since your nurse told me yesterday that I had to come in for a Blood test I have been studying non-stop
Blonde childbirth
It's a blonde who gave birth to two beautiful babies, twins, however, she cries endlessly!
The nurse then tells him:
"But see madame! Why are you crying ? You are now mother of 2 beautiful babies, in good health!
- I know, says the blonde, but I do not know who is the father of the second!
The nurse
A man walks into a bar, ends up getting into a horrible bar fight and is lying on the floor injured. "Don't worry," says the bartender, a Red Cross nurse is in the building and is coming to help you.' "Oh no," groans the victim, "couldn't I have a blonde, cheerful one?"
An alcoholic sees a blonde nurse
An alcoholic walks into a nurses office. The blonde nurse asks "What seems to be the problem?". So the alcoholic says "I've been having a rough, scratchy feeling in my t**... lately". She asks "Well that do you mostly eat and drink?". He replies "Mostly scotch". The alcoholic sees the nurses' eyes widen in shock and judgement, and in a reflex of dismissal he adds "On the rocks though". Her mood quickly shifts from shock to anger and says "WELL THERES' YOUR PROBLEM! STOP DRINKING ROCKS, s**...!".
Red Cross nurse
A guy walks into a bar and trips and falls sustaining a horrible injury. "Hold still," the bartender exclaims. "We have a Red Cross nurse right here that can help you!" "Just my luck," mutters the guy, "Why couldn't I have a blonde cheerful nurse instead?"
s**... Rule.!
A new patient was quite upset when the doctor's nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. "But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown toenail!" he protested. "Our rule is that everyone must undress," replied the blond nurse. "That's a s**... rule," grumbled the patient, "making me undress just to look at my toe." "That's nothing," growled a voice from the next cubicle. "I just came to fix the phones!"
"You look exhausted."
Doctor: "You look exhausted."
Blond: "I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it."