# Blonde Math Jokes

9 blonde math jokes and hilarious blonde math puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blonde math that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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## Heartwarming Blonde Math Jokes that Make You Laugh

What is a good blonde math joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

### My blonde girlfriend told me that she wanted something "long and hard" for her birthday

So I gave her a math problem.

### Can a blonde solve a math problem? (WARNING: math joke)

The odds are, they can't even

### What's long, hard and makes young blonde girls scream?

A math test.

### Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?

A: She didn't know what one came first.

### Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70?

Because 69 is such a mouthful.

### A blonde desserts her home town out of shame, and colors her hair brown.

She drives past a farm and sees all the sheep.

She goes up to the farmer and ask, "If I guess how many sheep you have can I have one?"

The farmer nodded. She continued. "159" The farmer is surprised. "How did you know?"

"Lucky guess" She grabs one and gets in her car.

The farmer comes up and says, "If I can guess your real hair color can I get my dog back?"

### A man got 5/10 on a math test.

When he told his blonde friend, she asked him,

5/10 right or wrong?

### How do you confuse a blonde?

Give her a very complex and difficult math equation.

### All blonde women gets together and try to prove that they are smart

So all the blonde women get together and decide that they have to prove that they are smart. They call all the blond women in their town for a convention. They also called news papers and a math professor from a local University. The professor have picked out one blonde and ask her a question in order to prove their smartness. He calls one blonde up to the front and begins.

Professor: What is 150*4?

Blonde: 823

Blonde Crowd: Give her another chance. Give her another Chance.

Professor: Fine. I will make it easier this time. What is 10*10?

Blonde: 28

Blonde Crowd: Give her another chance. Give her another chance.

Professor is frustrated and says: OK. One last time. This is the last try. What is 5+5?

Blonde: 10

Blonde Crowd: Give her another Chance. Give her another chance.

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