Blonde Jokes

funny jokes about blonde and hilarious stories

INTRODUCTION

What are blonde jokes? Blonde jokes are one of the most funny and hilarious. Here is list with the top 10 blonde jokes to have fun with friends and family. Most famous pranks about blonde ever. Funniest blonde sayings and gags.

BEST BLONDE JOKES

What are the best blonde jokes? First are the Top 10 jokes about Blonde of all time. They are selected among the best blonde ever told. Below are some new and well-known pranks.

NEW BLONDE JOKES

Top 10 Latest Blonde jokes

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BLONDE JOKES THAT ARE...

Blonde jokes can be funny or dirty, insulting of disgusting. Most of them are suitable for kids and family.

20 BEST SHORT BLONDE JOKES

20 Best Short jokes about family, one liners, thoughts and captions that are funny and will make you laugh.

20 BEST DIRTY BLONDE JOKES

20 Best Some of the meanest, sex-obsessed and most filthy blonde jokes.

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20 BEST STUPID BLONDE JOKES

20 Best Jokes about stupidity and the dumb blonde stereotype aimed at blonde women.

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BLONDE JOKES ABOUT

What are Blonde jokes about? Blonde is if great topic to laugh at. Some of the funniest jokes ever are about blonde.

Are Blonde jokes funny? For sure! There is no such thing as boring blonde joke here. All jokes are funny in their own way. You can also read blonde jokes images on Pinterest or watch videos with blonde jokes on YouTube.

TOP 20 BLONDE JOKES ABOUT MONEY

TOP 20 Jokes about money, wealth, riches and its influence on blondes.

A bloke walks into a bar in the bush to discover a 44 gallon drum almost overflowing with $20 notes.
He sits at the bar and orders a beer.
A short while later one of the locals gets up, throws $20 into the drum and walks out the back.
He soon returns shaking his head disgruntled and sits down.
Five more minutes pass when another local does exactly the same.
The bloke asks the bartender what is the go with the drum full of 20's .
The bartender says that they have a donkey out the back that has never laughed in its life.
So you simply throw in the $20 and have a go, if the donkey laughs then the drum and its contents are yours.
Been going ten years so far.
The young bloke gets up, throws his 20 into the drum and proceeds out the back. 
Within seconds the donkey his laughing its head off. 
As he strolls back inside all the locals ask what he did but he won't say and simply takes the drum full of cash and leaves.
10 years goes past and the young bloke decides to pay the pub another visit.
This time he sees a drum overflowing with $50 notes in the middle of the room.
He goes up to the bar tender and asks again what the deal is with the drum.
The bartender says that they have the same donkey still out the back and seeing as he had made it laugh, the deal was you now had to make it cry but it was a 50 not a 20.
The young bloke gets up, throws in his 50 and goes out the back.
About a minute later the donkey is crying his eyes out and the young man returns to the bar.
The locals beg him to tell them how he has done it as it has cost them a fortune attempting it.
The young bloke says that to make him laugh he told the donkey his member was bigger than the donkeys.
Everyone sighed and understood how easy that was and why didn't they think of it.
Now they demanded to know what tactic he had used to make the donkey cry so miserably.
The young bloke replied that it was quite simple as well, he just showed it to him.

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TOP 20 BLONDE JOKES ABOUT FOOD

TOP 20 Puns and jokes about blondes who eat mexican, chinese or fast food.

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TOP 20 BLONDE JOKES ABOUT ANIMAL

TOP 20 Cute and dirty jokes about blondes interacting with farm or wild animals.

A bloke walks into a bar in the bush to discover a 44 gallon drum almost overflowing with $20 notes.
He sits at the bar and orders a beer.
A short while later one of the locals gets up, throws $20 into the drum and walks out the back.
He soon returns shaking his head disgruntled and sits down.
Five more minutes pass when another local does exactly the same.
The bloke asks the bartender what is the go with the drum full of 20's .
The bartender says that they have a donkey out the back that has never laughed in its life.
So you simply throw in the $20 and have a go, if the donkey laughs then the drum and its contents are yours.
Been going ten years so far.
The young bloke gets up, throws his 20 into the drum and proceeds out the back. 
Within seconds the donkey his laughing its head off. 
As he strolls back inside all the locals ask what he did but he won't say and simply takes the drum full of cash and leaves.
10 years goes past and the young bloke decides to pay the pub another visit.
This time he sees a drum overflowing with $50 notes in the middle of the room.
He goes up to the bar tender and asks again what the deal is with the drum.
The bartender says that they have the same donkey still out the back and seeing as he had made it laugh, the deal was you now had to make it cry but it was a 50 not a 20.
The young bloke gets up, throws in his 50 and goes out the back.
About a minute later the donkey is crying his eyes out and the young man returns to the bar.
The locals beg him to tell them how he has done it as it has cost them a fortune attempting it.
The young bloke says that to make him laugh he told the donkey his member was bigger than the donkeys.
Everyone sighed and understood how easy that was and why didn't they think of it.
Now they demanded to know what tactic he had used to make the donkey cry so miserably.
The young bloke replied that it was quite simple as well, he just showed it to him.

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TOP 20 BLONDE JOKES ABOUT COP

TOP 20 Classic blonde jokes involving police officers.

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TOP 20 BLONDE JOKES ABOUT CAR

TOP 20 Most funny jokes about blondes driving cars and other transportation means.

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CONCLUSION

Best of 634 Funniest Blonde Jokes. Dirty, stupid and short jokes about dumb blondes. Blonde jokes that can be about money, food, animal, cop, car, sex or drinks.

You've read some of the best blonde jokes of all time. We hope you had fun with this collection of jokes about blonde. Most of the jokes are suitable for kids, children or teens boys and girls. You must supervise your chidlren not to read jokes for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty blonde jokes to your kids.

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