Blonde Computer Jokes
42 blonde computer jokes and hilarious blonde computer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blonde computer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Blonde Computer Short Jokes
Short blonde computer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blonde computer humour may include short blonde hair jokes also.
- How do you tell if a blond has been working at your computer? There's white out all over the screen
- How do you know when a blonde's been at your computer? There's white out on the screen.
Why white out?
'Cause the eraser didn't work. - BLONDES & COMPUTERS Q: How are blondes and computers similar?
A: You never appreciate them until they go down on you. - So this blonde walks in to a computer store... ... and says to the employee; have you got any curtains?
Employee says; um no sorry this is a computer store
Blonde; duhh, I have windows. - How can you tell a Blonde has been using your computer? There's Whiteout on the screen.
How can you tell a second blond was using it?
There's writing on the whiteout. - How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer? Someone has written on the white-out.
- How can you tell if a blonde has been at a computer working on a Word document? There's White Out all over the computer monitor.
- Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
- A blonde walks into a store... And asks if they sell curtains for her computer.
The manager asks, "Why do you need curtains for a computer?"
The blonde replied, "Because my computer has Windows." - Why did the blonde give her computer bacteriostatic? Her IT friend said her computer had a virus.
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Blonde Computer One Liners
Which blonde computer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blonde computer? I can suggest the ones about blonde girl and blonde car.
- What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She puts in in the microwave.
- How can you tell a blonde was using the computer? There is curtains on the screen.
- How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? There's white-out on the screen
- How does a blonde delete words on her computer? She uses white out.
- Q: Why did the blonde put water on her computer?
A: To wash the Windows. - How do you know a blonde has used your computer? There is cheese infront of the mouse.
- How recognize a blonde's computer ? There is correction fluid on screen.
- How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer? The joystick is all sticky.
- Why did the blonde call an exterminator? Her computer had a bug...
Laughter Blonde Computer Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about blonde computer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blonde woman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blonde computer pranks.
A guy is sitting on his porch when his blonde neighbor walks out to her mailbox.
She opens the mailbox, looks in, colses it up and walks back into the house. Five minutes later, she does the same thing. After another five minutes, the same thing, but this time she's visibly angry. She comes out again after another five minutes, looking furious. She looks in the mailbox and slams it closed. As she's walking back to the house, the guy says,
"Not to be nosy, but are you expecting an important package?"
The blonde answers, "No! It's my d**... computer! It keeps telling me I have mail!"
A computer science student at MIT showed up at his buddies dorm room with a new bike.
His buddy said sweet bike, where'd ya get it?
You'll never believe this, he said, I was walking across campus and this beautiful blonde on a bike stopped, threw down her bike, tore off all her clothes and said _take whatever you want!_
His buddy stared at him blankly for a minute, then said smart. Her clothes would have never fit you.
Blondes..
My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon he noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the screen.
After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the same position, only now she was impatiently tapping her foot.
Finally, he approached her and asked if she needed help.
She replied, "It's about time! I pressed the F1 button over twenty minutes ago!
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman:
"I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my
computer screen".
The surprised salesman replies:
"But madam, computers do not have curtains...".
And the blonde said:
"Helloooo.... I've got Windows!!!"
A blonde woman's first day at live software support..
She was giving help to customers through live chats.
She eventually got sick and busted right into the boss's office.
Woman: This is infuriating! Every time I try to help someone resolve their problems, they just hang up on me!
Boss: Whoa, whoa.... Relax. Okay, tell me what exactly happened? Did you say something to them?
Woman: Well, all I did was ask them to try restarting their computer!
A man works in the operations department of a large bank.
Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers.
One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
Q: How can you tell if a blonde used a computer?
A: There's Wite-Out all over the screen.
A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk, “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face, “Curtains for computers? You don’t need curtains for computers.” The blonde’s eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers, “Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!”
A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My s**... computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
A blonde woman goes outside and checks her mail.
Her neighbour notices this, and greets her as he does everyday, and the woman returns inside.
Five minutes later, the woman comes back outside to once again check her mail. The neighbour notices this, but thinks nothing of it.
A further five minutes passes by, and yet again the blonde woman comes outside to check her mail. Curious, the neighbour asks the woman why she keeps on coming to check on her mail.
She responds, My computer says I have mail!
A blonde got a mail.
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive
blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the
mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back
into the house. A little later she came out of her house again,
went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut
again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was
getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched
to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder
than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, Is something wrong? To which she replied, There certainly is! My s**... computer keeps saying, You've got mail!
A Blonde Checks Her Mail
A man was outside mowing his lawn, when the blonde next door came out and looked in her mailbox. She frowned and went back in.
After a few minutes the blonde came back out and looked in her mailbox again. She had the same reaction and then went in once more. The man was a little confused but he minded his own business.
A few minutes later the blonde returned once more, and now the man was curious. 'What are you doing?' he asked her, 'You've checked your mailbox three times now. Nothings going to change in a few minutes.'
The blonde replies, 'Yes, but my computer keeps saying "You've got mail !" '
I read this on a joke site a couple years ago. Thought it belonged here.
Technically
When is a computer like a blonde?
When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.
a clean and timeless blonde joke for the whole family
A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it's empty, and goes back inside.
Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it's still empty, and goes back in.
The third time she comes out, the man asks her, "Excuse me, is there a problem?"
The blonde replies, "Darn right there's a problem! My computer keeps on telling me 'I've got mail'!"
