Blonde Christmas Jokes
9 blonde christmas jokes and hilarious blonde christmas puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blonde christmas that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good blonde christmas joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two blondes go deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree...
After hours and hours of sub-zero temperatures, a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turns to the other and says, "Enough is enough! I'm chopping down the next tree I see! I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
A blonde and a brunette are in a car.
Brunette: Christmas is on a Friday this year.
Blonde: I hope it's not the 13th.
"Did you know that Christmas day falls on a Friday this year?" said one blonde to another.
"Oh dear!!" her friend replied, "I hope it's not the 13th?"
Two blondes are walking in forest searching for a Christmas tree
They both walk a long time but couldn't find a good one. Hour by hour passes but still none of them are good enough. It's already getting pitch dark. It's already midnight and finally one of them suddenly says "ugh, let's just pick one without decorations"
A blonde gets a Fitbit for Christmas
Her friend tells her to always try to get to 10,000 steps a day to lose weight.
One night it's 11.30pm and her boyfriend hears footsteps downstairs. He goes down to find her walking around the living room backwards.
"What ARE you doing?" he asks.
"Melanie told me to do 10,000 steps a day - I was on 10,020!"
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are driving in a car.
The brunette mentions that Christmas falls on a friday this year. The blonde says "I hope it's not Friday the 13th!"
Three blondes go into the woods to find the perfect Christmas Tree
After hours of searching one says:
"Maybe we should just take one of these without the ornaments!?"
As a kid I got a blonde Labrador for christmas but we had to euthanize him
I WANTED A BROWN ONE
I bought my blonde girlfriend a jet ski for christmas...
I don't know how she got it on the chair lift, but she's still stuck on top of the mountain.
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