Blonde Cashier Jokes
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A Blonde and Condoms
The most beautiful blonde woman you've ever seen walks into the drugstore. She walks to the pharmacy and asks if they sell Extra-Large condoms, the cashier says yes and points her down aisle 11. About 30 minutes go by and the pharmacist notices that the blonde is still looking at the condoms. He decides to see if she needs any help. He says, "Did you find the extra large condoms?" She responds, "Yes, now I'm just waiting for someone to buy some."
A blonde orders a medium pizza
The cashier asks if she wants it cut into four or eight slices.
"Hmm... four. I don't think I can eat eight."
A robber runs out of a store with a stolen TV.
The blonde cashier runs after him yelling, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
A blonde walks into a very noisy dry cleaners..
blonde: "Could you get this stain out for me please"
cashier: "COME AGAIN?"
blonde: "NO ITS MUSTARD THIS TIME"
A blonde pick ups her dress from the dry cleaners, when she leaves the Cashier says,
"Come again!"
Bonde said, "Nah..It was ketchup this time."
While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not.
I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?"
The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."
A blonde wants to buy a new TV
She goes into a store, makes her choice and asks an assistant "How much does this TV cost?"
The assistant looks at her and says "Sorry ma'am I'm afraid we don't sell to blondes." Confused and irritated, the blonde leaves the store. Determined to buy a TV, she dyes her hair black and goes back a week later. She goes to checkout and says "I'd like to buy this TV." The cashier looks up at her and says "sorry ma'am, but we don't sell to blondes."
"But how did you know I was a natural blonde? And why won't you sell me this TV, just because I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave, ma'am"
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