Blonde And Brunette Jokes
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A blonde and brunette walk into an elevator
They exchange pleasantries and the door closes, the next floor a man gets in with terrible dandruff.
Both women look at each other but don't say anything.
When the man gets off and the door shuts they share a laugh.
The brunette says wow he could definitely use some head and shoulders!
The blonde gives her a look and replies How do you give shoulders?
Blonde and Brunette are walking on the road.The Brunette says Look, a dead bird.
The blonde looks up in the sky, WHERE,!WHERE?
A blonde and brunette are living together.
The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette asked why she had a rope tied around her waist. The blonde answered that she was trying to commit s**.... The brunette said, "You're supposed to put the rope around your neck." The blonde replied, "I tried that but I couldn't breathe!"
Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building.
Who falls off first?
Boy2: The blonde?
Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.
A blonde and brunette were in a local Walmart
A blonde and brunette were in a local Walmart when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.
The brunette won 1st place, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti.
The blonde won 6th prize, a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the women met back at Wal-Mart. The blonde asked the brunette how she liked her prize, to which the brunette replied,
"Great, I love spaghetti!"
"How about you? How's the toilet brush?"
"Not so good," replied the blonde.
"I think I'm gonna go back to paper."
Two sisters inherit a ranch...
Two sisters, a blonde and brunette just inherited a ranch. They thought that the ranch looked a little empty so they wanted to buy a bull, and together they had $500 to spend. The brunette found an ad in the paper that had a healthy bull for sale for $499, and together they decide to buy him. The brunette then goes off to inspect the bull and after being satisfied with the bull, the brunette needed her sister to come pick the animal up. She had to send a telegram to her sister telling her to come with a trailer to get the bull. The telegrams cost $1 per word. The brunette thinks for a minute and decides on the word comfortable. The telegram guy asked "Why comfortable?" "Because my sisters a blonde and she will read it slow."
A blonde and brunette are watching the 10 o'clock news...
The lead story is a man threatening to jump off a building. Before the end of the bit, the news breaks to commercial.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says, "I bet you $10 he jumps."
"Okay, I'll take that bet," replies the blonde.
The news comes back from break and the story ends with the man tragically jumping to his death. The blonde pulls out a $10 bill and holds it out to the brunette.
"I can't take your money," says the brunette.
"You won. He jumped," insists the blonde.
"But I cheated," replies the brunette. "I already saw this story on the 6 o'clock news."
"So did I," says the blonde. "But I didn't think he would be dumb enough to jump twice."
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head go hunting
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are staying at a hunting lodge in the country. At the end of the first day they're all gathered around the fireplace talking about how their hunting went. The red head tells the group that she'd shot a gorgeous 16-point buck that day. The blonde and brunette, both amazed, ask how she managed such a good kill.
"It's easy! I followed some tracks and--BAM--shot the buck."
With this advice in hand the blonde and brunette go out the next day. Back at the lodge, the blonde finds out that the brunette had shot an amazing 20-point buck. The blonde is flabbergasted and asks how the brunette found such a nice buck.
"Simple! I followed some tracks and followed some tracks and--BAM--shot a buck."
So the next morning the blonde, determined to find and kill an even better buck, goes out for the hunt. She follows some tracks and follows some tracks and--BAM--gets hit by a freight train.
A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o’clock news.
The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says, ” I BET you $50 the man is going to jump.”
The blonde replies, “Okay you’re on.” Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50.
The brunette says, “I can’t accept this MONEY. I watched the 5 o’clock news and saw the man jump then.”
“No, you have to take it,” says the blonde.
“I watched the 5 o’clock news too, but I didn’t think he would do it again.”
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