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23 blogging jokes and hilarious blogging puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blogging that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Blogging Short Jokes

Short blogging jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blogging humour may include short jokes also.

  1. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to blog about how empowering it was.
  2. How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb? One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.
  3. I'm going to start a blog for irrational numbers... I think I'll call it the 3.1 forums...
  4. So I was browsing an Excel blog last night and an advertisement for hot singles in your area who want to HLOOKUP popped up
  5. how many Portlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb 23 - it only takes one to actually screw it in, but these 22 sustainability blogs aren't gonna write themselves
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  7. How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fifty. One to screw it in, forty-nine to blog about it.
  8. I'm having a hard time writing a blog post about how can I never seem to finish Knausgård's "My Struggle". It's My "My 'My Struggle' Struggle" Struggle.
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Blogging One Liners

Which blogging one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blogging? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. Why did the winter solstice start a fashion blog? It had a "bright" sense of style.
  2. What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems? A feminist.
  3. There are just too many blogs And I will talk about it more during my next podcast.
  4. A started a blog about ADHD... ...it's going to have recipes and I went to the Alamo.
  5. pranks,magic,blog,and awsome!!! SUBSCRIBE!!!!!!
  6. A guy goes to the church: Father, I have to confess.. -That's ok dear, I read your blog

Blogging Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about blogging you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blogging pranks.

How many feminists does it take to make a sandwich?

12
One to make the sandwich,
One to excoriate men for creating hunger,
One to blame men for inventing such a laborious recipe,
One to suggest the whole "putting meat in between two non-consenting flaps of bread" bit to be too "r**...-like",
One to deconstruct the Bologna sausage itself as being p**...,
One to blame men for not making the sandwich,
One to blame men for trying to make the sandwich instead of letting a woman do it,
One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from eating,
One to blame men for creating a society where women make too many sandwiches,
One to advocate that sandwich makers should have wage parity with Michelin star chefs,
One to alert the media that women are now "out-sandwiching" men,
And one to take pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

Ah, Perry the Platypus. Before I begin, I would like to assure you that this joke was absolutely not stolen. And of course by not stolen I mean COMPLETELY STOLEN! *activates trap*

Behold, My voice-changenator! This masterpiece has the power to modify people's voices across the tristate area! Watch as I merely post to my blog, and then any one who reads it is suddenly unable to resist even thinking in a voice other than my own!

Humor

Time to put a little humor in your life. In today's blog, read all about being funny and how you can become a successful humorist. In other words—how to become a wit rather than a nitwit. Have some fun and exercise your funny bone.