Blocking Someone Jokes
23 blocking someone jokes and hilarious blocking someone puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blocking someone that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Blocking Someone Short Jokes
Short blocking someone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blocking someone humour may include short getting blocked jokes also.
- Someone keeps dropping off random lego blocks in front of my door every morning. I …don't know what to make of it.
- I was walking home and someone threw a block of cheese out of their window hit me on the head I turned and shouted that wasn't very mature was it
- The water problem in Africa is like someone put a sponge block from Minecraft in the stream.
- When you block someone, and he then blocks someone else, and that person in return blocks another person,
is that what you call
a Blockchain? - I was walking down the street today and someone threw a block of cheese at me... I said "That's mature..."
- I was in my house last night, and at around midnight I heard a smash. I ran downstairs and someone had thrown a block of cheese through my window.... Looked at it and thought, that's mature
- "Give me an example of when you've gone the extra mile for someone?" asked the job interviewer. "Well," I said. "One time a p**... refused to walk down the block to my car."
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Blocking Someone One Liners
Which blocking someone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blocking someone? I can suggest the ones about avoiding someone and road block.
- I just blocked someone for correcting my grammar and it feelded good.
- What do you call someone who blocks people on the internet? The Chinese Government
- If someone made a sculpture in Minecraft of J-Lo. Would you name it Jenny from the Block?
- What's it called when someone blocks in the Batmobile? Obstruction of Justice League.
Blocking Someone Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about blocking someone you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean block jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blocking someone pranks.
A guy is spending his first night in prison
He hears someone in another cell shout out "37!" and the whole cell block bursts out laughing.
Another guy shouts out "74!" Same thing.
"46!" and everyone loses their minds.
He asks his cellmate "What's going on? Why are the numbers so funny?"
"Well we've all been here so long we remember all the jokes by heart. To save time we just give them numbers and tell those instead."
"Oh I think I understand. Let me try. 63!"
There's dead silence.
The new guy says "What's wrong, is that one not funny?"
"Nah, it's a good one. Some people just don't know how tell a joke."
An accordion player walks into a bar,
orders a drink and chats up the bartender and the regulars for an hour.
Suddenly, he realizes that not only has he left his instrument in his back seat of his car in full view of passers-by, but he hasn't even locked his doors.
He quickly excuses himself from his conversation and rushes outside and up the block to his vehicle to take care of business, but it was too late.
Sure enough, someone had thrown another accordion in his back seat.
A girl added me and sent me a picture of herself
She looked so much like someone who would judge me based of my appearance so i blocked her.
Cut toxic people out of your life because you deserve better (:
Have you ever been walking behind someone and they're slow and you can't get around them no matter what you do and then you try to pass them and at the very last second they turn right in front of you and block you and you get frustrated?
Anyway, I need bail.
As a kid I used to get so excited to see the cockpit on the plane
As a kid I used to get so excited to see the cockpit on the plane. I would always sit on the isle seat and wait for the cockpit door to open. Sometime the flight attendant will get in the way and block your view, you know bend over in a s**... way sorting stuff or helping someone .so I say to her "HEY MOVE! I WANT TO SEE THE PLANES COCKPIT NOT YOURS"
A Spanish man comes home from his vacation to the U.S.
His friend asks about his trip. Sounding very exited, the man said "It was amazing, the people there were so polite!" Confused, his friend asks why he thought the people were so polite. The man responds with "Well first of all, I went to a baseball game and right before it started, someone stood up in front of me,blocking my view." His friend said that seemed pretty rude of the other people to do that. The man replies with "Yes, but after that, everyone in the crowd stood up and asked me 'Jose, can you see?!'"
3 Swimmers are on the starting blocks at the Paralympic games
The first one has no arms, the second one has no legs, and the third one is just a head standing on the block.
The race starts, the first two swimmers jump in and start swimming, someone pushes the head in.
They go at it like crazy and finally the guy with no legs reaches the finish line.
Everyone cheers, he is so happy, but he looks around and sees bubbles coming from the water.
He dives and grabs the head that was underwater. The head coughs some water and says:
"I train for five years to swim with my ears and just before the start an idiot comes and puts a swim cap on me!"
Aunt Bessie figures it all out...
Aunt Bessie loves to meet and pamper her nieces and nephews, but she is limited only to her city, as she has a severe fear of flying. *"Who knows! Someone may be carrying a bomb!"*. Her relatives try and try to convince her how safe it is to fly nowadays, but 'she ain't gonna listen to nobody!'
One fine day, one of her nephews has a great idea; he invites a mathematician who lives a few blocks away to try and convince Aunt Bessie with numbers..
*"....and hence, Aunt Bessie, the chance of someone carrying a bomb in your plane is literally one in a million!"*, proves the mathematician.
*"Really?....and what would you say are the chances of...2 persons carrying a bomb in a plane?"*, she asks, curiously...
*"That would be less than one in a billion! C'mon, Aunt Bessie...you should go!"*
*"Huh...fine...I'll go!"*, relents Aunt Bessie, and from that day onwards, she merrily goes to all her nieces and nephews all over the world, with a bomb in her bag.