Blocked Nose Jokes

6 blocked nose jokes and hilarious blocked nose puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blocked nose that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Blocked Nose Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good blocked nose joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A man and his wife went fishing one day. As they were fishing, they spotted the Coast Guard coming towards them.

Wife: "Honey, we caught four fish, and we are only allowed three, so lets throw one back into the sea."
Husband: "Are you mad, woman, that's our food for tonight. Take one fish and hide it in your p**...."
wife: "And what about the smell???"
Husband: "Just block the fish's nose!...."

Why was the Lego man sick?


I overheard my mum and dad arguing about who had blocked the toilet.

I tried to resolve the situation, but I wish I hadn't stuck my nose in.

I almost always have a blocked nose, so when I don't, I make sure to savour it.

I just won't stop breathing.

My wife's got one of those things that helps her give me o**... pleasure.

A blocked nose.

The diagnosis

I am coughing and a blocked nose.
Internet diagnosis: I'm 26 weeks pregnant.

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