Blocked Nose Jokes
6 blocked nose jokes and hilarious blocked nose puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blocked nose that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Blocked Nose Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good blocked nose joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A man and his wife went fishing one day. As they were fishing, they spotted the Coast Guard coming towards them.
Wife: "Honey, we caught four fish, and we are only allowed three, so lets throw one back into the sea."
Husband: "Are you mad, woman, that's our food for tonight. Take one fish and hide it in your p**...."
wife: "And what about the smell???"
Husband: "Just block the fish's nose!...."
Why was the Lego man sick?
He had a BLOCKED NOSE!
I overheard my mum and dad arguing about who had blocked the toilet.
I tried to resolve the situation, but I wish I hadn't stuck my nose in.
I almost always have a blocked nose, so when I don't, I make sure to savour it.
I just won't stop breathing.
My wife's got one of those things that helps her give me o**... pleasure.
A blocked nose.
The diagnosis
I am coughing and a blocked nose.
Internet diagnosis: I'm 26 weeks pregnant.
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