Blockbuster Jokes

36 blockbuster jokes and hilarious blockbuster puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blockbuster that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Blockbuster Short Jokes

Short blockbuster jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blockbuster humour may include short box office jokes also.

  1. Heard they are making the Tetris movie into a trilogy... They must think its going to be a real blockbuster.
  2. A man enters a Blockbuster and asks I want to rent Batman Forever The clerk replies: I'm sorry but you must return it tomorrow
  3. Why did a customer leave the blockbuster store disappointed? They were never going to give him Up.
  4. Did you guys hear about the new Minecraft movie coming out? I heard it's going to be a blockbuster
  5. I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005. I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005. It was full of private messages from women who wanted to "Blockbuster and Chill".
  6. Netflix is producing a documentary about the end of BlockBuster.... Thats like if the school shooters produced "Bowling for Columbine"
  7. I got carded at the liquor store and my blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.
  8. Went to Blockbuster and asked if I could rent Batman Forever. The best they could do was 3 days.
  9. Did you hear about the movie about the man who smashes kid's toys? I hear it's a real blockbuster
  10. I got carded at the liquor store yesterday. While I was looking for my ID in my wallet my Blockbuster card fell out onto the counter. The guy started laughing and said, "Never mind."

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Blockbuster One Liners

Which blockbuster one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blockbuster? I can suggest the ones about movie theater and breaker.

  1. Everyone's excited for the new Minecraft movie. It's sure to be a real blockbuster
  2. We just watched the Tetris movie It's a blockbuster
  3. I just heard that there's going to be a Minecraft movie… …it's gonna be a blockbuster.
  4. I rented Batman Forever from Blockbuster I never returned it
  5. Have you heard about the new Tetris movie? It's supposed to be a real blockbuster.
  6. They should make a Minecraft movie It would be a blockbuster.
  7. What hotel did Blockbuster rent for their corporate retreats? Hotel Rewind-a.
  8. Why did blockbusters cancel their nativity play? Because they had no prophets!
  9. I can't wait for the new Minecraft movie. It will probably be a blockbuster.
  10. Went to Blockbuster and asked if I could borrow Batman Forever They said no, 3 days only.
  11. Where does Mario work at? At Blockbusters.
  12. What was the #1 summer blockbuster, according to Cat Fancy magazine? Mad Manx: Furry Road
  13. What do you call a t**... video store? Blockbuster

Blockbuster joke, What do you call a t**... video store?

Great Blockbuster Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about blockbuster you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean road block jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blockbuster pranks.

Steven Spielberg is casting for his upcoming blockbuster on the history of classical music.

He asks his stars who they want to play. Brad Pitt says, "I want to be Mozart. His pastiche of influences from several European countries has always fascinated me." Tom Cruise chimes in with, "I'd like to be Beethoven. I love the way he handled the transition from Classicism to Romanticism." Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "I'll be Bach."

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster:

The Great Composers!
"I wanna be Beethoven," said Stallone.
"I gotta be Mozart," retorted Willis.
"What about you, Arnie?" they asked....

A man goes to Blockbuster and starts looking at films

He goes through different genres until he stops at superheroes and ask to the shop assistant:
\- Could I rent "Batman Forever"?
And the shop assistant replies:
\- No, Batman returns always to the shop


A man walks into blockbuster, has a look around and goes to the front desk.
"excuse me sir, can I have a copy of Batman forever?"
Clerk responds: "Sorry guy, I'm gonna need it back tomorrow night".

Video store

I went to blockbuster today to pick out a movie I was approached by a reporter who asked if he could do a story on me, flattered I ask why not?
I read the paper the next day and see the headline "d**... still goes to video store." Thank god no one found out though.

One time I went to Blockbusters and asked if I could rent Batman Forever...

The man at the counter said, NO! You can only rent it for the week !

I got an incredible price on a Rodney Dangerfield VHS tape

Blockbuster was having a Back to School sale!

Blockbuster joke, I got an incredible price on a Rodney Dangerfield VHS tape