Blockaded Jokes

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Blockaded Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good blockaded joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Have you heard the one about the man who got ticketed for blockading his local river?

It's a dam fine joke, if I do say so myself.

What did the Arab Nations say when Iran blockaded the Strait of Hormuz?


So the police blockaded a Victoria's Secret factory

But unfortunately, the robbers busted out anyway.

The Great Ovarian Revolution

One day all the eggs in a woman's body decide to fight off incoming s**.... Knowing the woman has s**... every Friday night then set up a blockade and wait till Friday. Once Friday night comes the eggs bravely get ready to stop the invasion. They wait all night but no s**... enter. The eggs stand confused until another egg comes rushing towards them out of breath. The other eggs start asking why he's out of breath. The egg catches his breath and says, "THEY CAME IN THE REAR!"

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