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16 bloc jokes and hilarious bloc puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bloc that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Bloc Short Jokes

Short bloc jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bloc humour may include short croc jokes also.

  1. Do you know what's over 100m long and eats only potatoes ? A line leading to a butcher's shop in the Communist Bloc.

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Bloc One Liners

Which bloc one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bloc? I can suggest the ones about bloke and clot.

  1. What do you call an apartment in Eastern Germany? A bloc of flats
Bloc joke, What do you call an apartment in Eastern Germany?

Entertaining Bloc Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about bloc you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blouse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bloc pranks.

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What is 10 blocks long and never had s**...?

The line for the Nintendo Switch

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Instead Of Blocking Your Ex

Become such a disaster online, that everyone makes fun of your ex for dating you

Revenge 101

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My writer's block makes me want to kill myself

And I would, but I dont know how to start the s**... note.

I just blocked someone for correcting my grammar

and it feelded good.

A block of cheese...

is just a loaf of milk.

Most blocks in Minecraft are one square meter. Where in Minecraft can you find a block that has only two square feet?

Whichever one the player's standing on.

Why did the block of cheese run in the US presidential election?

Because he wanted to make America grate again.

Went to Blockbuster and asked if I could rent Batman Forever.

The best they could do was 3 days.

One blockchain said to another...

Don't mine me, I'm just forking.

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What did the block of Silicon say to the block of Gold?

"Dude, quit being so dense!"

What did one blockchain say to the other?

Hey you wanna fork hard?

When you block someone,

and he then blocks someone else, and that person in return blocks another person,
is that what you call
a Blockchain?

Why couldn't a block of cheese cross the road?

Because he was not allowed to leave his *grated* community.

Why did blockbusters cancel their nativity play?

Because they had no prophets!

Bloc joke, Why did blockbusters cancel their nativity play?