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Sometimes I wonder about my ex girlfriends who I haven't seen in years,
you know, like has she become all fat and bloated, or has she become disgustingly skinny; or maybe someone has already found the body.
Imagine a world without bloated superhero movies...
...wouldn't it be marvelless?
Modern cars are always bloated with unnecessary add ons
I mean, who needs turn signals on a BMW.
Local police have reported finding a body in the river. They say it's hideous, bloated and the smell is indescribable. It's ruin of a face is reportedly the stuff of nightmares. Obviously I'm really worried.
Just drop me a text and let me know you're okay.
STILL THE KING
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
I've had enough of my wife.
Thought the bloated cannibal.
At first I wasn't quite sure if my dog was pregnant, bloated, or just fat
But then it became apparent
What's the difference between men and women after death?
Women: Ugh...I'm so bloated!
Men: I've never been *this hard* before!
m**... Jagger goes to the doctor...
m**... Jagger: "Doctor, I feel all bloated and gassy, but I just can't seem to f**...."
Doctor: "Are you saying that..."
m**... Jagger: "Yes, doctor... I can't get no flatus action."
Camels...
Doctor, Doctor I get gassy and bloated when I see one h**... camels.
Doc: Sounds like you have a dromedary intolerance.
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