Blizzard Jokes
63 blizzard jokes and hilarious blizzard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blizzard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with these hilarious Blizzard jokes! Enjoy jokes about snowblizzards, April Fools blizzards, Blizzards from Dairy Queen, blizzard downpours, and other funny Blizzard jokes. Get your fill of fun and chuckles with this funny collection of Blizzard jokes!
Funniest Blizzard Short Jokes
Short blizzard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blizzard humour may include short snowstorm jokes also.
- Did you hear about the day when Hagrid took Harry, mashed him up, put him in a blender with ice cream and drank him? Yer a Blizzard, Harry.
- So Siri tells me there's a blizzard on the way, to which I say Surely you can't be serious and she replies I am serious and don't call me Shirley
I must have left my phone in airplane mode - A man hiking in the Himalayas comes across a sadhu meditating. He says the sadhu, "there is a blizzard coming aren't you going to go back to town?" The sadhu responds Nah I'ma stay
- Did you hear about the farmer who left her sheep out in the blizzard? She had to take them to the Icy Ewe ward.
- I hear they are calling the riots yesterday 'The Capitol Blizzard' Makes Sense....
They caused lots of destruction,
Was full of snowflakes,
And a whole lot of White. - Why is Blizzard still popular in majority Muslim countries? Because all they care about is prophets.
- How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard? You just track the fresh prints.
Sorry if its a repost I just heard it. - Legendary Skins in a Nutshell Blizzard: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
Blizzard: Legendary Skins.
Me: I don't get it.
Blizzard: Exactly - What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard? Edward Snowed In
- Massive US Blizzard advancing North African American community complains about exclusion of black snowflakes.
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Blizzard One Liners
Which blizzard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blizzard? I can suggest the ones about snow storm and world warcraft.
- What did the jalapeño say in the blizzard? I'm a little chili
- What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard? Snowd-en
- why does the NSA hate blizzards? Because they get Snowden.
- Dairy Queen should have had a Harry Potter promotion. You're a blizzard Dairy.
- What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard? Nothing, he's Snowden.
- Hagrid spreading Dumbledore's ashes into the winds. "You're a blizzard Albus."
- Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard? Because they were Snowden.
- If Blizzard pulls Overwatch off the market... Does that make the fans ego D.vastated?
- What do you call a blizzard at NSA headquarters? Snowden
- What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard? We're Snowden!
- What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night? Farm gold in China.
- What is Blizzard's favourite plant? Pilea peperomioides
- What is the worst type of lizard? A blizzard
I'll be here all day - Sign in a store window during a blizzard "Got frostbite? Fingerless gloves, half off!"
- What do you get when you cross a tiger and a blizzard? A frostbite!
Snow Blizzard Jokes
Here is a list of funny snow blizzard jokes and even better snow blizzard puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- With all the blizzard news here's a winter joke: How do you convert a dish washer into a snow blower? You give her a shovel!
- I saw this really handsome guy running through a blizzard the other day... He was dashing through the snow.
- What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.
- What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard? Edward Snowed-in
- Did you hear about the NSA whistleblower? Apparently there was a blizzard at his house. He got snowed in.
- What do you call Edward Snowden when his house is in a blizzard? Edward Snowed-in.^I'm^so^sorry
- How do you call playing games while it snows heavily? Blizzard Entertainment.
- What do you call a p**... plying her trade in a blizzard? A snow blower.
Great Blizzard Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about blizzard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean frost jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blizzard pranks.
A priest and a nun ...
... are on a pilgrimage when they get caught in a blizzard. They make their way to a small abandoned cabin with a bed, a stack of blankets, and a sleeping bag. Now the priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself. They say their nightly prayers and tuck in for the night. The priest is nearly asleep when he is awoken by the nun, "Father, I'm cold!" The priest gets up, puts a blanket on her, checks that she's OK, and goes back to his sleeping bag.
This time he's starting to nod off when he's again awoken by the nun, "Father, I'm still cold!" So once again the priest gets up, places another blanket on the nun, and heads back to his sleeping bag. But when he's almost asleep this time she calls again, "Father, Father, I'm sooo cold!" The priest thinks on this situation and after a moment he responds. "Sister, we are in the middle of nowhere in a storm. No one but ourselves and the Lord God almighty will know what happens here this night. What would you say if, just for this night, we act as though we were married?" The nun thinks on this for a while and finally responds with an excited, "Yes Father, I'd like that!" To which the priest responds,
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"GET UP AND GET YOUR OWN d**... BLANKET YA HARPY!"
What do you call a government whistleblower coughs in a blizzard?
Snowden
What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?
I'm Snowden!
Driving through a blizzard with my dad
At the peak of the snow and ice he got out of the car and put two frozen snakes on the windshield. I asked him what he supposed that would do to help and he said "what's wrong son, Never heard of wind chilled vipers?"
Blizzards are like s**...
it's really fun while it's happening but afterwards there's a lot of white stuff laying around that no one knows what to do with
What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?
Cold.
The Worst Natural Disaster
So, all the natural disasters took a vote to see which one was the worst.
* Hurricane blew the others away.
* Earthquake shook things up pretty badly.
* Flooding was a bit of a wash.
* Blizzard almost buried the rest.
* Sinkhole's campaign totally collapsed.
* Meteor made a deep impact.
But in the end, Avalanche won by a landslide.
What's the coldest type of reptile?
Blizzards.
What's the worst part about a blizzard in a l**... colony?
Stepping outside in the morning to find a foot on the roof of your car
Two cannibals are eating a corpse during a blizzard
One sees a figure in the distance and asks, "You think that was Dad?"
The other says, "Yeah I thought that tasted familiar"
What do you call a r**... in a blizzard?
Snowden
Why was the former CIA agent who leaked classified documents not able to leave Russia during the blizzard?
Because he was Snowden.
