The Best 41 Blizzard Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Blizzard jokes. There are some blizzard gale jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these blizzard rainstorm puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Blizzard Jokes and Puns
Why is Blizzard still popular in majority Muslim countries?
Because all they care about is prophets.
A priest and a nun ...
... are on a pilgrimage when they get caught in a blizzard. They make their way to a small abandoned cabin with a bed, a stack of blankets, and a sleeping bag. Now the priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself. They say their nightly prayers and tuck in for the night. The priest is nearly asleep when he is awoken by the nun, "Father, I'm cold!" The priest gets up, puts a blanket on her, checks that she's OK, and goes back to his sleeping bag.
This time he's starting to nod off when he's again awoken by the nun, "Father, I'm still cold!" So once again the priest gets up, places another blanket on the nun, and heads back to his sleeping bag. But when he's almost asleep this time she calls again, "Father, Father, I'm sooo cold!" The priest thinks on this situation and after a moment he responds. "Sister, we are in the middle of nowhere in a storm. No one but ourselves and the Lord God almighty will know what happens here this night. What would you say if, just for this night, we act as though we were married?" The nun thinks on this for a while and finally responds with an excited, "Yes Father, I'd like that!" To which the priest responds,
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"GET UP AND GET YOUR OWN DAMNED BLANKET YA HARPY!"
What do you call a government whistleblower coughs in a blizzard?
Snowden
How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard?
You just track the fresh prints.
Sorry if its a repost I just heard it.
Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?
Because they were Snowden.
What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?
I'm Snowden!
What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?
What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.
Did you hear about the NSA whistleblower?
Apparently there was a blizzard at his house. He got snowed in.
Driving through a blizzard with my dad
At the peak of the snow and ice he got out of the car and put two frozen snakes on the windshield. I asked him what he supposed that would do to help and he said "what's wrong son, Never heard of wind chilled vipers?"
I saw this really handsome guy running through a blizzard the other day...
He was dashing through the snow.
Today I found out what it was like to play a FPS
First person shoveler. gg blizzard.
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With all the blizzard news here's a winter joke: How do you convert a dish washer into a snow blower?
You give her a shovel!
What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?
Snowd-en
What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?
Edward Snowed-in
Massive US Blizzard advancing North
African American community complains about exclusion of black snowflakes.
Blizzards are like sex
it's really fun while it's happening but afterwards there's a lot of white stuff laying around that no one knows what to do with
What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?
We're Snowden!
What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?
Cold.
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a blizzard?
A frostbite!
The Worst Natural Disaster
So, all the natural disasters took a vote to see which one was the worst.
* Hurricane blew the others away.
* Earthquake shook things up pretty badly.
* Flooding was a bit of a wash.
* Blizzard almost buried the rest.
* Sinkhole's campaign totally collapsed.
* Meteor made a deep impact.
But in the end, Avalanche won by a landslide.
Did you hear about the day when Hagrid took Harry, mashed him up, put him in a blender with ice cream and drank him?
Yer a Blizzard, Harry.
What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?
Farm gold in China.
What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?
Edward Snowed In
What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?
Nothing, he's Snowden.
Sign in a store window during a blizzard
"Got frostbite? Fingerless gloves, half off!"
What do you call a blizzard at NSA headquarters?
Snowden
What's the worst part about a blizzard in a leper colony?
Stepping outside in the morning to find a foot on the roof of your car
Legendary Skins in a Nutshell
Blizzard: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
Blizzard: Legendary Skins.
Me: I don't get it.
Blizzard: Exactly
What did the jalapeño say in the blizzard?
I'm a little chili
Two cannibals are eating a corpse during a blizzard
One sees a figure in the distance and asks, "You think that was Dad?"
The other says, "Yeah I thought that tasted familiar"
What do you call a refugee in a blizzard?
Snowden
Why was the former CIA agent who leaked classified documents not able to leave Russia during the blizzard?
Because he was Snowden.
Ironic that Blizzard named their game Diablo Immortal
Because all I want to do is die right now
I just had a blizzard in my hometown.
I didn't feel much of it, It was too mobile.
What do you call a prostitute plying her trade in a blizzard?
A snow blower.
What's the difference between Lamborghini and Blizzard Entertainment?
Lamborghini doesn't unnecessarily make a Diablo just for your phone
What is the worst type of lizard?
A blizzard
I'll be here all day
If Blizzard pulls Overwatch off the market...
Does that make the fans ego D.vastated?
Dairy Queen should have had a Harry Potter promotion.
You're a blizzard Dairy.
Did you hear about the farmer who left her sheep out in the blizzard?
She had to take them to the Icy Ewe ward.
So Siri tells me there's a blizzard on the way, to which I say
Surely you can't be serious and she replies I am serious and don't call me Shirley
I must have left my phone in airplane mode
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We suggest to use only working blizzard winter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.