Blitz Jokes

What are some Blitz jokes?

If the current Russian president is preparing to lead a series of swift military offensives...

...does that mean he's Putin on a blitz?

Why don't Polish people like playing American football?

They can't defend against a blitz.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

What does Hitler do to his one-night stands?

Blitz it and quit it.

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