Blitz Jokes
5 blitz jokes and hilarious blitz puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blitz that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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If the current Russian president is preparing to lead a series of swift military offensives...
...does that mean he's Putin on a blitz?
Why don't Polish people like playing American football?
They can't defend against a blitz.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance
What does h**... do to his one-night stands?
Blitz it and quit it.
The blitzkrieg tactics feel weird
Idk, it just hits different
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