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5 blitz jokes and hilarious blitz puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blitz that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good blitz joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

If the current Russian president is preparing to lead a series of swift military offensives...

...does that mean he's Putin on a blitz?

Why don't Polish people like playing American football?

They can't defend against a blitz.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

What does h**... do to his one-night stands?

Blitz it and quit it.

The blitzkrieg tactics feel weird

Idk, it just hits different


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about blitz can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of blitz puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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