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Blitz Jokes

5 blitz jokes and hilarious blitz puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blitz that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Uproarious Blitz Jokes to Share with Friends

What is a good blitz joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

If the current Russian president is preparing to lead a series of swift military offensives...

...does that mean he's Putin on a blitz?

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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What does h**... do to his one-night stands?

Blitz it and quit it.

The blitzkrieg tactics feel weird

Idk, it just hits different

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

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