Blinker Jokes

• Short Blinker Jokes
• Blinker One Liners
• Blinker Fluid Jokes
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Funniest Blinker Short Jokes

Short blinker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blinker humour may include short flasher jokes also.

1. A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She did as told and said " Yes, No, Yes, No.
2. Two blondes are driving. The first blonde asks, "Is my blinker working?"
   The second blonde checks the dashboard and responds, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."
3. I think I can read minds because I always know a BMW is changing lanes before they use their blinker
4. Optimus Prime, in full on robot battle, wondering how the decepticons keep figuring out his next moves before he makes them only to look down and see that his blinker was on the entire time.
5. If you ever feel like your ideas aren't worthwhile... remember that somebody at BMW once proposed that blinkers should be installed in their vehicles.
6. How many BMW drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, they won't use their blinker anyways.
7. If nothing is faster than the speed of light Why did I see that Asian lady turn before I saw her blinker
8. A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
9. [OC] What's the difference between a BMW and a horse? Blinkers actually serve a purpose on a horse.
10. Why did the Massachusetts driver use their blinker while turning? It wasn't on purpose, he just nodded off.

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Blinker One Liners

Which blinker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blinker? I can suggest the ones about wink and barker.

1. If you ever feel worthless, just remember It's someones job to install blinkers on BMW's
2. The lord moves in mysterious ways - but you don't have to. Please use your blinker!
3. What do you call a mechanics tears? Blinker Fluid
4. My brother asked me if his blinkers still worked Yes no yes no yes no yes no...
5. Why did the BMW driver go blind? Because he didn't use his blinkers.
6. When self-driving cars are a thing... will BMWs still not use their blinkers?
7. BLONDE DRIVER Q: Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?
   A: Her blinker was on.

Blinker Fluid Jokes

Here is a list of funny blinker fluid jokes and even better blinker fluid puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The oil change shop tried to scam a customer by telling him that his car needed "blinker fluid" The customer said, "Nice try, you can't trick me. My BMW doesn't have blinkers!"
• How to change the blinker fluid in your car or truck: STEP ONE: wear safety glasses! If you get any fluid in your eye, it will cause uncontrollable blinking until you wash it out.

Charming Humor Blinker Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about blinker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blur jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blinker pranks.