Blinker Jokes
10 blinker jokes and hilarious blinker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blinker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Ready for a laugh? Check out this collection of the best blinker jokes! From jokes about the different types of blinker fluid to jokes about headlights, snowplows, and bumpers, these jokes will have you rolling! For some comic relief, read on for the funniest blinker jokes around!
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I think I can read minds
because I always know a BMW is changing lanes before they use their blinker
Optimus Prime, in full on robot battle, wondering how the decepticons keep figuring out his next moves before he makes them
only to look down and see that his blinker was on the entire time.
This is a son and a father in a car and the father says:
Father: Son, can you check if the car blinker is working
The son goes to the front of the car and starts looking at the car blinkers.
Father: Okey, is it working?
Son: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes.
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How many BMW drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Doesn't matter, they won't use their blinker anyways.
Why did the Massachusetts driver use their blinker while turning?
It wasn't on purpose, he just nodded off.
The oil change shop tried to scam a customer by telling him that his car needed "blinker fluid"
The customer said, "Nice try, you can't trick me. My BMW doesn't have blinkers!"
How to change the blinker fluid in your car or truck:
STEP ONE: wear safety glasses! If you get any fluid in your eye, it will cause uncontrollable blinking until you wash it out.
What do you call a mechanics tears?
Blinker Fluid
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Neglecting to use a blinker while driving is a lot like i**... immigration.
You can't come over here if you can't do it legally.
BLONDE DRIVER
Q: Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?
A: Her blinker was on.
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