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40 blink jokes and hilarious blink puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blink that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short blink jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blink humour may include short blur jokes also.

  1. Today I saw this absolutely stunning color that I've never seen before! It was indescribable, but when I blinked, it disappeared. I guess it was just a pigment of my imagination.
  2. My 88 year-old grandfather is really good at sleeping. He can do it with his eyes *open*.
    It's been 24 minutes now and he hasn't blinked once.
  3. I told my girlfriend I didn't see her blink during foreplay. She said she didn't have time.
  4. I had a staring contest with the sun and I won! The sun must've blinked since there doesn't seem to be any light anymore!
  5. I've been reading so much about the scary trade disputes between the US and Canada, I see headlines when I blink... ...Frankly, I'm tariff-eyed.
  6. I think my wife's sewing machine is on the blink. I'm not sure what's wrong, it just doesn't seam right.
  7. I just realised you can't smile while blinking super fast Not even a joke.just wanted you to smile
  8. Nietzsche tells a joke. A man walks into a bar.
    The man sees himself sitting at a booth in the bar.
    The bar blinks out of existence.
    God is dead.
  9. I'm just now realizing most blink-182 lyrics don't make any sense I guess this is growing up...
  10. I got pulled over for running a blinking red light. I tried to convince the officer; "hey... I caught it between the blinks."

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Which blink one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blink? I can suggest the ones about peek and flash.

  1. When I lived in Rome I started a Blink-182 cover band... We called it Blink-CLXXXII
  2. What is the past tense of blink? ___
  3. How do you spell blinking with one I? Wink ;)
  4. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
  5. I took a nap at 1:59AM and woke up at 3:00AM Felt like I just blinked
  6. Chuck Norris once stared into the abyss... It blinked.
  7. ELI5: Why do we blink subconsciously? You aren't now!
  8. People competing in a staring contest... ..could lose it in the blink of an eye.
  9. You know what's annoying? You are now manually blinking your eyes.
    (Dark humor)
  10. Abracadabra... Manual breathing, blinking, and swallowing... all gone!
  11. Does Mike Wazowski blink or wink? He bwinks. The kids had it right all along!
  12. What's 2 + Blink 182 46
  13. They told me not to Blink or I'd miss it... ...But I _______ and I missed it.
  14. I asked my wife why she never blinked during foreplay. She said she didn't have time.
  15. My sister asked me what the point of blinking was I said moist your eyes sis

Here is a list of funny blink 182 jokes and even better blink 182 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Tom DeLong has split from Blink 182... Looks like he lasted 'de long' time.
  • d**...! I missed the Blink 182 show.
  • Me and my friends are starting a gay Blink 182 and already thought of the name t**... 182
  • What's Louis c**...'s favorite Blink 182 Album? t**... Pants and Jacket
Blink joke, What's Louis c**...'s favorite Blink 182 Album?

What funny jokes about blink you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean zoom jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blink pranks.

The muslim

**If a muslim sees a woman he has to look down, but he's allowed one look. ( too see if there are any women in the room)**
Three muslims walk in to an airport full of half n**... women. Two of them immidiately look down , but one of them keeps staring at the women.
Yusuf: Khaled, what are you doing, look down
Khaled: Shut up, I didn't blink yet

My husband asked why I never blink during s**....

I told him I didn't have time to.

A man forgets his wife's birthday...

So his wife says to him "tomorrow I better wake up and there will be something with a bow on it that go from 0-200 in the blink of any eye."
The next day the wife wakes up and in the driveway is a big box with a bow on it. Excitedly she opens the box and much to her surprise all she uncovers is a scale.

I had to have f**... removed when I was thirteen

My sister was born with no eyelids and the doctor suggested making them out of f**....
Worked awesome, she can blink and wink normally. Only thing is that she is a bit cockeyed...

On your knees everyone!

After a seminar on 'Your words are powerful' I decided to test my power.
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So I walked into a banking hall with my right hand in my bag and shouted, " On your knees everyone!"
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Before I could blink, everybody had obeyed me. Some people even laid face down.
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After a while I brought out the bible and said, "let us pray..."
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I think the seminar guy took my money, all I got in the end was a night in jail.

I just found out that hamsters blink one eye at a time.

And all that time I thought mine fancied me.

How does a cyclops blink?

With his eyelid d**....

NEVER challenge a chinese man

If he says he can do something in the blink of an eye, chances are he's gonna be quicker than you.

sat next to Liam Gallagher at a restaurant last night and they bought his soup without any bread. He didn't even blink, just yelled

you got a roll with it?

It usually works when flirting, stare on their eyes.

P.S. Don't forget to blink

Blink joke, Me and my friends are starting a gay Blink 182 and already thought of the name