Blink Jokes

Funniest Blink Short Jokes

Short blink jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blink humour may include short blur jokes also.

1. Today I saw this absolutely stunning color that I've never seen before! It was indescribable, but when I blinked, it disappeared. I guess it was just a pigment of my imagination.
2. My 88 year-old grandfather is really good at sleeping. He can do it with his eyes *open*.
   It's been 24 minutes now and he hasn't blinked once.
3. I told my girlfriend I didn't see her blink during foreplay. She said she didn't have time.
4. I've been reading so much about the scary trade disputes between the US and Canada, I see headlines when I blink... ...Frankly, I'm tariff-eyed.
5. I think my wife's sewing machine is on the blink. I'm not sure what's wrong, it just doesn't seam right.
6. I just realised you can't smile while blinking super fast Not even a joke.just wanted you to smile
7. Nietzsche tells a joke. A man walks into a bar.
   The man sees himself sitting at a booth in the bar.
   The bar blinks out of existence.
   God is dead.
8. I'm just now realizing most blink-182 lyrics don't make any sense I guess this is growing up...
9. I got pulled over for running a blinking red light. I tried to convince the officer; "hey... I caught it between the blinks."
10. I stared into her eyes and she stared right back into mine, and then we started to cry But then I blinked and lost

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Blink One Liners

Which blink one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blink? I can suggest the ones about flash and zoom.

1. When I lived in Rome I started a Blink-182 cover band... We called it Blink-CLXXXII
2. What is the past tense of blink? ___
3. How do you spell blinking with one I? Wink ;)
4. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
5. I took a nap at 1:59AM and woke up at 3:00AM Felt like I just blinked
6. ELI5: Why do we blink subconsciously? You aren't now!
7. People competing in a staring contest... ..could lose it in the blink of an eye.
8. You know what's annoying? You are now manually blinking your eyes.
   (Dark humor)
9. Abracadabra... Manual breathing, blinking, and swallowing... all gone!
10. Does Mike Wazowski blink or wink? He bwinks. The kids had it right all along!
11. What's 2 + Blink 182 46
12. They told me not to Blink or I'd miss it... ...But I _______ and I missed it.
13. I asked my wife why she never blinked during foreplay. She said she didn't have time.
14. My sister asked me what the point of blinking was I said moist your eyes sis
15. It usually works when flirting, stare on their eyes. P.S. Don't forget to blink

Blink 182 Jokes

Here is a list of funny blink 182 jokes and even better blink 182 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Tom DeLong has split from Blink 182... Looks like he lasted 'de long' time.

Rib-Tickling Blink Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about blink you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blind jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blink pranks.