Bling Jokes
6 bling jokes and hilarious bling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Oh hey, Larry's sporting bling in his ears
Joe: When did you start wearing earrings?
Larry: Since the day my wife found them in my car.
I think the Chinese employer liked jewellery...
He asked me what I could bling
A long time ago in a ghetto far far away...
...Yoda was walking down the street, wearing a ton of bling. Necklaces, bracelets, gold teeth, the works. A passer-by stops him and says, "Wow, Yoda, that's a ton of bling!"
Yoda replied, "For show, mine is all."
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Whenever I hit the streets in the cold season with all my icy bling and large fur coat, people would always approach me to ask if I am a p**....
I tell them, "Nah, man, I'm just a frosty dude."
Sometimes I don't have the time to wear my spooky bling.
My scare jewels always changing.
What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?
Hotline Bling.
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