Blin Jokes
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Silly & Ridiculous Blin Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
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I help blind kids
Verb, not adjective
How does a blind parachuter know he's getting close to the ground?
The leash on his guide dog goes slack.
A blind man walks into a bar...
and a table... and a chair.
Blind pilots
A plane is preparing for takeoff with a full load of passengers when the pilot and copilot board--both with dark sunglasses and tapping walking sticks for guidance. The passengers are understandably uncomfortable, but assume it must be some sort of practical joke, so they say nothing.
As the plane begins to accelerate, the passengers see the end of the runway rapidly approaching, with certain doom awaiting at the end if the pilots really can't see what they're doing. Just before the end of the runway, all the passengers scream together--right before the plane lifts off. They're a little upset, but relieved that the pilots aren't really blind.
In the cockpit, the pilot turned to his copilot and remarked: "you know, Lou, one of these days they're not going to scream in time, and then we'll be in real trouble!"
How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?
He felt the slack in his dog's leash.
"You know what they say about blind prostitutes?"
..."You've really got to hand it to them." -Fred Willard
A blind man walks into a bar...
...and after managing to find himself an empty seat at the bar he orders a pint.
Bartender fills the pint and as it is being placed in front of the blind man says, "hey Bartender, wanna hear a dumb blonde girl joke?"
Bar goes silent.
"Hey man," the Bartender says, "you're blind so there is a few things you should know before you tell your joke. You are in a d**... bar, the only one in town actually, and many of us are blonde. I am blonde. Sid the biker chick next to you is blonde and so is her girlfriend. The bouncer is also blonde along with the 2 chicks behind you playing pool. Do you really want to tell that joke?"
"Nah, you're right." says the blind man, "I would have to explain it too many times."
I went on a blind date and the girl gave me a honeycomb.
Knew right away she was a keeper.
How do you blindfold an Asian woman?
Put a windshield in front of her.
I went on a blind date the other day...
...it didn't start that way, but she brought pepper spray.
*Credit to America's Got talent comedian (I don't remember his name)
How did the blind priest find the choir boys?
Satisfying.
How can you tell when there's a blind man at the n**... beach?
It's not hard.
How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?
They just have a feel for that kind of thing.
Why are blind people bad at programming?
Because they can't C
A blind man walks into a bar
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"
The man said to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler, and he's blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"
The blind man was silent for a moment and then said, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
A blind man walks into a shop...
...he picks his guide dog up by the tail and starts to swing it around his head. "Can I help you!?" Asks the shop assistant. "No thanks" said the man, "I'm just looking around."
Why are blind people bad at math?
Because they lack da-vision.
My blind friend just tried l**... for the first time...
There was more tripping than usual.
An old, blind cowboy wanders into a bar....
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler
"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Blind friend and a cheese grater
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Blind Girl
If a blind girl tells you your manhood is massive…
…she's probably pulling your leg.
How are blind kids punished by their parents?
The parents move the furniture.
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Blin One Liners
Which blin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blin? I can suggest the ones about horse and jealous.
- An Irishman walks into a Moscow Airport -To dublin
-Kuda BLIN
-Tuda blin
