Blimp Jokes
22 blimp jokes and hilarious blimp puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blimp that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with these hilarious blimp jokes! Covering topics from Goodyear blimps to zeppelins and balloonists, this article will have you entertained with its clever air jokes. Perfect for any aircraft enthusiast!
Funniest Blimp Short Jokes
Short blimp jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blimp humour may include short balloon jokes also.
- I took a massive gamble and just sunk all my life savings into a Butcher shop on a blimp. The steaks have never been higher!
- Does anyone know how much a blimp is worth? I was going to google it, but I was worried it wouldn't account for inflation.
- Did you hear that they upgraded the lighting system on the Goodyear blimp? Now they call it the LED zeppelin.
- The other day a blimp told me he contained a perfect vacuum I told him he was full of hot air
- The weather is so bad today, it's raining cats and dogs Maybe a PetSmart blimp wasn't such a good idea after all
- Trump's "baby blimp" may be smaller than people thought it was going to be... But that isn't the first time someone thought Trump was going to be bigger than he is.
- Send a picture to my Dermatologist that was meant for my Urologist. She responded:
"Not to worry, thats just a blimp. " - whats the difference between rush limbaugh and the hindenburg? ones a flaming bag of hot gas the other is a blimp
- Did you hear about the inventor who ripped off someone else's ideal for a blimp? It's shame, he should have made an original dirigible.
- Why did the rookie technician allow a German zeppelin to fly over Allied airspace? It was just a blimp on the radar.
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Blimp One Liners
Which blimp one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blimp? I can suggest the ones about limo and helicopter.
- How long does it take to get your blimp license? A GoodYear or so
- I saw a joke written on the side of a blimp It went over my head.
- I wanted to have a blimp of my own But it is so above my reach due to all the inflation!
- what do you get between goodyear and eminem? blimp shady
- Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Goodyear Blimp Jokes
Here is a list of funny goodyear blimp jokes and even better goodyear blimp puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Given that the US has now shot down three balloons (or suspected balloons) this week.... Whoever is flying the Goodyear blimp at the super bowl tonight had better have b**... of steel.
- Aggie t**... hijack the Goodyear blimp! They bounced off of 4 skyscrapers before surrendering.
Comical & Quirky Blimp Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about blimp you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean zeppelin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blimp pranks.
There's a Mexican, An American and a Canadian on a blimp...
The blimp starts falling out of the sky, so the three men start throwing anything they brought that they don't need.
The Canadian says, "there's too many of these in my country," and throws a bunch of hockey sticks out of the blimp.
The Mexican says, "There's too many of these in my country," and throws out his sombrero.
The American says, "There's too many of these in my country,"...
And throws the Mexican off the blimp.
Two tapeworms are chilling wherever it is tapeworms chill at.
One of them says, "So I found this host the other day. Man, you should have seen him! Fat as a blimp, ate more food in one day than most people eat in a week. He was roomy and comfy and spent most of his time sitting or laying down, so I didn't even NOTICE the outside world!"
The other says, "Hot d**...! Sounds like a paradise! Then why did you leave? Did he die or something?"
"Nope," answers the first. "But he reaaaaaaally loved Mexican food."
What do you call a c**... Chef, a pro pool player, a white guy, a cell phone store employee, a game show host, a military recruiter, a plate of food, and a led blimp?
(Now read it backwards)
