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- In my hometown, a barber got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I've been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.
- My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
- So I read an article today that blew my mind from a math nerd/science person perspective. Apparently factories are not making the 12 inch ruler any longer.
- A barber in my hometown just got busted for selling drugs. It blew my mind.. I had no idea that he was a barber.
- A third old woman, full of happiness, asks her granddaughter; "My sweety, remind me please.. What’s the name of that German guy that blew my mind off...?"
"Alzheimer, granny!" - Just the other day I was impressing my friend by demonstrating just how safe it is to play catch with a live hand grenade. It totally blew his mind.
- Did you guys know it has already been 55 years since JFK's assassination? Blew my friggin mind!
- When my wife told me she was going to give me some mental o**... s**..., I thought it was going to be silly..... ....but she actually blew my mind!
- If "w**..." is pronounced "woom", "tomb" is pronounced "toom" then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "BOOM"
I hope that blew your minds - You know what really blew people's minds in the '90s? Kurt Cobain's s**....
Blew his too.
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Blew Mind One Liners
Which blew mind one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blew mind? I can suggest the ones about blew and blown away.
- I went to a neurosurgeon who was once a demolitions expert He blew my mind
- Did you hear about the philosophical gunman? He blew people's minds.
- I once went to a blonde psychiatrist She blew my mind.
- is my brain in your mouth? because... you just blew my mind.
- I watched a Michael Bay movie today... And it kind of blew my mind.
- I said hey to an Arab What happened next blew my mind
- My new hi-tech gun is amazing It literally blew my mind
- When they asked kirk cobain to be the joker It really blew his mind
- Turns out my psychologist is also a p**...... Totally blew my mind
- My favorite p**... told me she was a licensed psychologist... Blew my mind.
- My gf told me guys only think with their d**.... She really blew my mind.
- Excuse me -are you a psychic h**...? **cuz you just blew my mind.**
*full cr - Last night I met a 5th dimensional h**...... She blew my mind.
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Meanwhile in Wisconsin,
a local beer swilling cheese eating packer loving barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I've been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.
If w**... is pronounced woom , tomb is pronounced toom shouldn't bomb be pronounced...
Boom , I hope this blew your mind
Guy sits at the bar and orders 3 drinks..
After finishing them he walks home. The man comes by the following night and orders four of the same drinks again. The bartender asks why he ordered one more than the day before and he responds, "I just didn't get drunk enough." The man shows up and orders one more drink than the previous day for another 3 nights. On the fifth night he orders a water. Puzzled, the bartender asks him "why water tonight?"
The man states that last night he blew chunks. The bartender doesn't mind as he's seen it happen plenty of times before and offers the man another drink. The man declines and says, "you don't understand, chunks is my dog."
A bad night of drinking...
Three men walk into a bar and sit beside each other with their hands over their faces, obviously in distress.
Bartender - "Looks like you guys had it rough."
Man 1 - "Could we please just have some water, our wives are coming to meet us later but we drank so much last night that I can't even look at alcohol right now. I don't even want to be in here."
Bartender hands them all glasses of water, "Tell me about this big night you had, I'm bored out of my mind."
Man 1 - "Well, we all met after the game last night to celebrate and drank way too much. In fact, I got so drunk that I blew chunks!"
Man 2 - "That's nothing, I got so drunk that I stole a cab and picked people up for rides. Lucky I didn't get arrested!"
Man 3 - "Psh, I beat you all. I got so drunk that I picked up a p**... and had s**... with her in my bed, while my wife was there! Luckily she's a deep sleeper."
Man 1 - "You guys don't get it! Chunks is my dog!"
It was the Milkman's last day...
It was Greg the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.
At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced!
When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All of this was just too wonderful for words."
He said, "But what's the dollar for"?
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said 'Screw him, give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea."