Bleu Jokes
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Just found out I've failed my German exam.
Sacre bleu!
Two frenchmen were strolling down a boulevard...
When one of them gasped, "Mon Dieu - here come my wife and my mistress!"
"Sacre Bleu!" Exclaimed his friend. "I was about to say the same thing!"
What is the French term for blue b**...?
Sack Le Bleu
Jokes/Puns!
1. What kind of birds always stick together? VEL CROWS.
2. What is a spider's favorite thing to do? SURF THE WEB.
3. What goes around the cow but never moves? THE FENCE.
4. Why didn't cheddar cheese want to hang out with bleu cheese? BECAUSE HE HAD A MOLDY PERSONALITY.
5. Why do fish swim in schools? BECAUSE THEY CANT WALK IN SCHOOLS.
6. How do you catch a unique rabbit? YOU NIQUE UP ON IT.
I failed my Spanish exam today.
Sacre bleu!
I failed my German language exam
Sacre bleu!
I'd like to open up a Japanese wine store in France.
I would call it "Saké Bleu."
What did the French baker say when he spilt food-colouring in his baking supplies?
Sucre Bleu!
A Frenchman calls the fire department...
He wakes up and his kitchen is ablaze. He calls the local fire department and says " Sacre Bleu! You must 'elp me! There eez a fire please come and put eet out ! "
The fireman on the phone responds " Calm down, we'll be right there, just tell us how to get there"
The Frenchman , confused , asks the fireman , " 'ow do you get 'ere? What 'appened to your big red trucks?!"
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