Blender Jokes
101 blender jokes and hilarious blender puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blender that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Making a smoothie or milkshake just got a whole lot funnier with these hilarious blender jokes! Get ready to juice up your next meal prep with some LOL-worthy puns about blenders, mixers, and beauty blenders. From strainer to mixer, you’ll be sure to find the perfect joke to spice up your blender time.
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Funniest Blender Short Jokes
Short blender jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blender humour may include short collider jokes also.
- When I was five, my Dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie... I miss snowballs, she was a good cat.
- And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life" John came fifth and won a blender
- Did you hear about the day when Hagrid took Harry, mashed him up, put him in a blender with ice cream and drank him? Yer a Blizzard, Harry.
- News anchor: The CDC has advised no handshakes at this time. Cannibal: "Aww..." *STOPS BLENDER*
- I ordered a new blender but they sent me one that had clearly been used. Seems like there was a mix up at the store.
- Leading a horse to water is easy. How do you make a horse drink? Put it in a blender with some ice.
- What's green and red and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
This joke brought to you by one of my first grade students who loudly shared it at lunch this week. - I walked into a pet shop and said, "Excuse me, do you have any blenders?" The man said "yes" and handed me a chameleon.
- A blue man gives you a pineapple. A man with a horse for a head gives you a blender. A man with seven feet on each leg gives you a dragonfruit. What do you have? Schizophrenia.
- I put a bunch of X and Y chromosomes into a blender, and made a liquid of them. It's genderfluid.
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Blender One Liners
Which blender one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blender? I can suggest the ones about bender and mixer.
- Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas Me: *sipping toast* why?
- This blender I just bought doesn't seem to be working right I keep getting mixed results
- What is green but turns red when you push the button A frog in a blender
- What do you get when you put your hand in a blender? A hand shake.
- How do you make a baby drink? You stick it in a blender.
- What happens when you put two gay guys in a blender? It becomes a Grindr
- Mom: "I regret getting you that blender for your birthday" Me: (with liquid toast): Why?
- What happens when you put your hand in a blender? You get a handshake!
- what do you call a cat in a blender? Meow Mix
- What do you call a globtrotter after you put him in a blender? A Harlem shake.
- I got stuck in a blender. Pour me...
- Tonight I am going to reveal my new kitchen appliance It'll be a blender reveal party
- Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? She wanted apple juice.
- What do you call an experimental monkey in a blender? Rhesus pieces........
- Did you hear about the little person who got stuck in a blender? He was a midget spinner
Blender Up Jokes
Here is a list of funny blender up jokes and even better blender up puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's green and goes red at a flick of a switch. Kermit in a blender.
- What's green and red, and spins at 1,000 RPM? A frog in a blender.
- What is green and quickly turns red if you push a button? A frog in a blender
- Why don't dogs and cats mix? Their bones clog up the blender.
- My dad once put snowballs in the blender to make a smoothie. Snowballs was a great cat.
- Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on! - My ex's brain is like a blender It's not always on, but when it is it's stirring up sh*t.
- What's green and red and goes round and round A frog in a blender
- Whats red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a blender
- What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender? Apple Sauce
Blender Animation Jokes
Here is a list of funny blender animation jokes and even better blender animation puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a blender full of laboratory monkeys? Rhesus pieces.
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What funny jokes about blender you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smoothie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blender pranks.
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender?
I don't know, I'm always too busy m**....
Appliances
My wife has made me buy an electric bread maker, electric stove, electric blender, electric toaster and other appliances. Now she's complaining that we have too many appliances and nowhere to sit down. So I bought her an electric chair.
How do you get 1000 dead babies into a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tostitos
The police break into a blender's apartment.
The police point their guns at the blender and say "Freeze! You've been charged with first degree m**...!".
The blender frantically responds " Wait officers, this is a big mix-up!
Lame joke I made one night. What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?
A visit from the cops.
What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?
Whirled Peas
My mother wanted to return the blender that we gave her for Christmas because she already has two.
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My father used to put snowballs in the blender and make great slushies
Snowballs was a great cat
My dad put snowballs in the blender
I miss snowballs he was a great cat
How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?
A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips
What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?
Puré-eh
As a kid, I put snowballs in the blender to make a slushy.
Snowballs was a good cat...
How do you make...
How do you make a dead baby float?
With a scoop of ice cream.
How do you make a dead baby shake?
Cup of milk
2 cups of fruit
A dead baby and a blender
How do you make a dead baby split?
A sharp axe and a strong swing.
How do you make a dog drink?
Just throw it in the blender.
I've decided to keep my blender on the top shelf.
It's a high whisk strategy.
Why did Jeffrey d**... keep a blender on his front porch?
To greet people with a handshake.
Why does Jeffrey d**... have a blender on his front porch?
So when he gets visitors, he can greet them with a hand shake!
Why did Jeffery d**... have a blender on his front porch?
So he could greet you with a handshake.
How do you make a dog drink?
Put it in a blender
I gave up on fitness and angrily buried my juicer. I was livid when my friend dug it up again and told me to man up.
Did you just exhume my blender?
What did one man say when he put french fries in a blender and dumped the resulting liquid onto an unsuspecting victim?
SLURP-FRIES!
I like to start my mornings with a nice warm cup of Joe...
...But d**..., his fingers keep clogging up my blender!
Today I tried making salsa by putting some pico de gallo into a blender.
It ended up making femto de gallo.
Why do you get when you put an iPhone into a blender?
Apple juice
How do you get a baby in a blender?
Feet first. How do you get them out? Fritos
If you lead a horse to a blender...
...then you can make a horse-drink.
And god said come forth and revive eternal life ...
But he came fifth and won a blender
What do you get when a white guy, a black guy, and a hispanic guy all fall into a giant blender together?
A racial slurry.
How do you get a blended baby out the blender?
Nachos.
What do you call 10 smurfs in a blender?
Blue Man Goop
I wanted to buy a blender off the internet but I didn't
because it had mixed reviews.
What goes red and green, red and green, red, red, red, red?
Frog in a blender
What happens if you put an iphone in the blender?
You get Apple juice.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
doritos.
What do you get if you put a duck in a blender?
A quackamole
What's red, green, red, green, red, green, red green, red, green, red, green, red, green?
A frog in a blender
What's Green until it turns Red once the button is pressed?
>!A frog in a blender!<
Why did Jeffrey d**... keep a blender on his front porch?
So he could greet visitors with a handshake.
The CDC said to refrain from hand shakes.
Jeffrey d**... immediately bummed as he turns off the blender
What is red and rare?
Kid in a blender.
Jeffery d**... is in his kitchen, using his blender...
... when his phone goes off in his pocket. It was a notification from the CDC:
"The public is still advised to avoid direct contact from others through cordial gestures during this pandemic, such as hugs or ***handshakes.*** "
"Awwwwww..." Jeffery mopes, as he turns off his blender.
What's Red, Green, and goes 90mph?
A frog in a blender.
