Blend Jokes

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Funniest Blend Short Jokes

Short blend jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blend humour may include short combine jokes also.

  1. A man exclaims, "I would die to fulfill my quest.. to create the perfect grain blend. I would make.. ..the ultimate sack of rice."
  2. How do you make an elephant float? Take one elephant, two tons of ice cream, and one ton of soda. Blend.
  3. Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end? It was unmiscible.
  4. I've started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil... Then…hey…pesto!
  5. Trouble reading white names have a hard time reading white names.
    Ideally, you should write names in black or another darker color, white just blends into the paper.
  6. What do you call it when a person shaves their head bald to blend in with cancer patients?... Chemoflage
  7. Babies Q: How do you get a baby into a cup?
    A: You blend it.
    Q: How do you get a baby out of the cup?
    A: With a straw.
  8. How do you make a baby float? 1 part ice cream, 2 parts baby. Blend well.
    Credit to my friend Tristan for this awful joke.
  9. Struggling German meatpacker conciels rancid meat in its sausage blend. Went from bad to wurst.
  10. What do you call a tea blend that was deceptive about its ingredients? A poly tea sham.

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Blend One Liners

Which blend one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blend? I can suggest the ones about mixed and fusion.

  1. Why are accordions like chameleons? They can blend into any musical genre.
  2. How does Thor blend in to society without being noticed? He keeps it Loki.
  3. I was told that chameleons blend well... Then why did this one ruin my smoothie?
  4. Chameleons are supposed to blend well, but I think it's ruined this smoothie.
  5. What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims? House blend.
  6. I had an Ethiopian blend of coffee this morning... It didn't taste very rich.
  7. Why are chameleons good in smoothies Because they blend in well
  8. I think I should work at a Smoothie shop I feel like I would blend in
  9. Why are racists bad at making milkshakes and smoothies? They don't blend.
  10. Don't shake a baby! Blend it for better results.
  11. What do you call a furry that was blended into ice cream? A McFurry.
  12. I drank seven cocktails in one night The feathers don't blend well
  13. why did they paint the vitamix camo? So it would blend in
  14. How do you get a blended baby out the blender? Nachos.
  15. How did the cow blend in with its surroundings? Camooflage

Blend joke, How did the cow blend in with its surroundings?

Heartwarming Blend Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about blend you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean merge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blend pranks.

what's the best way to instantly blend into a crowd?

s**... vest

This blender I just bought doesn't seem to be working right

I keep getting mixed results

I found the perfect addition to any kitchen. Blend, mix, chop...even bake!

It's called a wife.
Ow! d**..., that hurt! Apparently can throw really well too.

Some morbid baby jokes

What's scarier then ten babies in o**...?
A: One baby in ten jars
How do you got a baby in a container?
A: blend it.

Blend joke, Some morbid baby jokes