Bleeds Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

what's got 2 legs and bleeds?

half a dog.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What's got 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half of a cat

A man cuts a hunk of meat from his torso and cooks it in a pan.

As he bleeds out, he realises: "I've made a big me-steak"

Whats got 2 legs and bleeds?

half a cow.

So two Mexican cartel members are walking in the desert trying to get into the USA while avoiding the Marines.

While walking Juan tells Pablo that he smells a Bacon Tree.

A Bacon Tree? Asks Pablo....

Juan sees the tree and runs over to go get some bacon, but he is immediately shot by an unseen sniper.

He crawls back to Pablo while he bleeds out, and when he gets there Pablo pulls him behind a rock for cover.

Juan with his last breath tells Pablo : Don't go there Amigo... Its not a Bacon Tree... Its a Ham bush...

What has 2 paws and bleeds a lot?

What has 2 paws and bleeds a lot?


Half a dog.

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a cat.

What are the funniest bleeds jokes of all time?

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