Bleak Jokes
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My family's surname is depressant, we all share a bleak outlook on life.
Except for my auntie.
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bleakest Russian joke i know
"children! Your father hanged himself for some peace and quiet, not so you could have a swing-set!"
What do you call a bleak future society in which people are forced by the state to trim hedges into decorative shapes?
A dystopiary!
I was once so broke and down on my luck...
I didn't even own a pair of shoes.
I thought my life was utterly bleak until I seen a man with no feet and I thought to myself
"I bet this guy has a pair of shoes he doesn't need"
Need some help from you guys!
I'm writing a script for a commercial for a small denture business, and the client wants me to open with a pun and so far anything I've come up with is pretty bleak.. So hit me with your best mouth/dentist/smile (etc.) puns! Thanks in advance.
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