Bleak Jokes
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My family's surname is depressant, we all share a bleak outlook on life.
Except for my auntie.
bleakest Russian joke i know
"children! Your father hanged himself for some peace and quiet, not so you could have a swing-set!"
Make me feel like a woman.
The captain of an airplane has just announced that the plane will run out of fuel and will be forced to make a c**... landing. He asks everyone to call their loved ones now as things are looking bleak. As the passengers become more and more uneasy a lady jumps up, rips off her shirt, and screams "Someone make me feel like a woman one last time!" A male passenger jumps up, rips off his shirt, and hands it to her along with an iron.
What do you call a bleak future society in which people are forced by the state to trim hedges into decorative shapes?
A dystopiary!
I was once so broke and down on my luck...
I didn't even own a pair of shoes.
I thought my life was utterly bleak until I seen a man with no feet and I thought to myself
"I bet this guy has a pair of shoes he doesn't need"
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