bleachers Jokes

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My boyfriend and I were at my daughter's volleyball game...

when we noticed a couple in the bleachers.
They were being VERY affectionate.
She was running her hands all over him and nibbling on his ear.
He had his hands on her too.
I said to my boyfriend,
"I don't know whether to watch them or the game."
He said, "Watch them, you already know how to play volleyball. -_-"


A Mexican man sneaks across the border to watch his favorite football team play...

...and makes it all the way to the stadium. He doesn't have tickets so he finds a large pole to climb up on and jumps down into the top of the bleachers to get a bird-eye view of the game.

After the game was over and his buddies ask him how the game was back in Mexico he replies:

"I don't know why you all don't think Americans are nice. As soon as I sat down everyone turned around, looked at me, and started singing 'Jose, can you see?'"


I fell face first on the bleachers again today

I made quite the benchmark...


"Hey Dave!"

A guy is sitting in the left field bleachers of a baseball stadium, watching the game. In the first inning, someone pretty far behind him yells, "HEY DAVE!" The guy turns around and can't find who was yelling it.

This happens again in the fourth inning, and once more in the seventh. Frustrated at this point, the guy turns around and yells, "MY NAME'S NOT DAVE!!!"


What's the difference between frequent pooing and anal bleachers?

One's diarrhoea and the others dye a rear.


My favorite "Have you read..." jokes from my childhood:

Have you read:

Under the Bleachers by Seymour Buttes

Yellow River by I.P. Daily

Tiger on the Loose by Claude Balls

Russian Disaster by Hovitch Yecockoff

The Spot on the Wall by Hu Flung Dung


"Under the Bleachers"

By, Seymour Butts


Just finished up some light reading of "Under the Bleachers"

by Seymour Butts


I read this book recently

It's called Under the Bleachers by I.C. butts


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