Bleachers Jokes
4 bleachers jokes and hilarious bleachers puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bleachers that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready to laugh! Read some of the best jokes from under the bleachers during your next game. Whether it's Seymour, the crowd, or your friends, you won't want to miss it!
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Silly Bleachers Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What is a good bleachers joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My boyfriend and I were at my daughter's volleyball game...
when we noticed a couple in the bleachers.
They were being VERY affectionate.
She was running her hands all over him and nibbling on his ear.
He had his hands on her too.
I said to my boyfriend,
"I don't know whether to watch them or the game."
He said, "Watch them, you already know how to play volleyball. -_-"
I fell face first on the bleachers again today
I made quite the benchmark...
"Hey Dave!"
A guy is sitting in the left field bleachers of a baseball stadium, watching the game. In the first inning, someone pretty far behind him yells, "HEY DAVE!" The guy turns around and can't find who was yelling it.
This happens again in the fourth inning, and once more in the seventh. Frustrated at this point, the guy turns around and yells, "MY NAME'S NOT DAVE!!!"
Just finished up some light reading of "Under the Bleachers"
by Seymour Butts
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