Bleach Jokes

What are some Bleach jokes?

Did you know that prostitutes at the Moulin Rouge used strong alcoholic drinks to bleach their hair?

Absinthe makes the tart grow blonder.

I was feeling down the other day, so I threw some bleach over my Muslim friend...

I thought it'd lighten Mahmood.

Progress is amazing. "Whites Only" is in the past

This new color safe bleach is fantastic.

What do you call a band of albinos

The bleach boys

back in my day we use to drink bleach straight

boy have the tides turned

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits; the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

I find it wild that people would use cleaning products on their skeletons.

But to bleach their bone, I guess.

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So this girl came up to me and she said she would have sex with me and all I had to do was advertise some cleaner, but I didn't, because my will is strong, just as strong as Lysol cleaner with bleach. Perfect for killing bacteria in the kitchen, bathroom, and all over the house.

Nerdy pickup line

Hey baby, are you a compressed file format, because rar.

^^^^^now ^^^^^where ^^^^^did ^^^^^I ^^^^^put ^^^^^the ^^^^^bleach...

If you're ever having trouble with Chemistry, just remember...

Bleach is a solution

Can drinking bleach really kill you? We asked our listeners to try it out and none of them called back to tell me they're dead so I think not

One of my fav quote from C&H

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler.

-&y (yup, mine)

What happens if you drink bleach?

You *basically* die.

How are a gene pool and a swimming pool similar?

Sometimes you have to use bleach to keep it clean.

The legal system is like bleach,

Works perfectly for whites, but not with colors.

How does a Jedi wash their clothing?

With midi-chlorine bleach.

LPT: Don't waste a bit more money for the brand-name bleach; it isn't any different than the bargain brand

They taste exactly the same

Someone once told me to drink bleach to quickly clean me out for a drug test. What an idiot...

The emergency room nurse said I still had drugs in my system when I woke up...

What do you get when you combine Mr Clean with a 60's surf band?

The Bleach Boys

How are police and bleach similar?

They're both great at taking out the black.

What does the spirit say to the dirty counter?

I am the clorax
I speak for the bleach.

Him: "Well, at least I know you wouldn't in a million years purposely destroy my clothes with bleach." Me: "Yeah, because I'm not crazy."

Him: "No, because it's too much like doing laundry."

So, I asked my younger sister if she knew what bleach was.

"The drink?"

Do you know the worst part about drinking bleach?

It never gets pass the noose.

Have you heard of bleach?

I hear the taste is to die for.

What did Invader Zim say to the bottle of Sodium Hydroxide that had "Bleach" written on it?


What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime?


What did the t-shirt say when it got bleach spilled on it.

"It's all white"

Bleach of the priest joke

A clergyman in the USA is believed to be the first man to die as a result of following President Trump’s ill advised comments about injecting disinfectant.

His wife has been arrested and charged with causing a bleach of the priest, and domestos abuse!

Fun fact about bleach

Bleach is the only Anime that you can drink.

Bleach Is Racist

It says whites only on the bottle

What was Amanda Todds favorite cocktail?

Sex on the bleach.

New study shows some can drink bleach.

A new study shows that people who do not possess common sense instead possess the ability to drink bleach without effect. The name for this newly discovered ability is called "natural selection"

What's that smell?

Girl: Eugh it smells like bleach in here
Guy: Sorry love it must be my aftershave, it's eau de toilette

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