Bleach Jokes

Funniest Bleach Short Jokes

Short bleach jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bleach humour may include short chlorine jokes also.

1. Did you know that prostitutes at the Moulin Rouge used strong alcoholic drinks to bleach their hair? Absinthe makes the tart grow blonder.
2. What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster? One drinks bleach and watches spirits; the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.
3. Nerdy pickup line Hey baby, are you a compressed file format, because rar.
   ^^^^^now ^^^^^where ^^^^^did ^^^^^I ^^^^^put ^^^^^the ^^^^^bleach...
4. I bleached my hair on my 18th birthday. "I guess now you're legally blonde," my dad chuckled.
5. Trump may be right about bleach... The U.S. already uses it on chickens, why not use it on sheep?
6. Can drinking bleach really kill you? We asked our listeners to try it out and none of them called back to tell me they're dead so I think not One of my fav quote from C&H
7. What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common? For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler.
   -&y (yup, mine)
8. Decades later our kids would be asking us. Dad, why did y'all have to write "do not drink" on a bleach bottle?
9. How are a gene pool and a swimming pool similar? Sometimes you have to use bleach to keep it clean.
10. Did anybody see the article about the leopard whose fur was bleached solid white? It was recently spotted

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Bleach One Liners

Which bleach one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bleach? I can suggest the ones about sponge and breathing blonde.

1. What do you call a band of albinos The bleach boys
2. back in my day we use to drink bleach straight boy have the tides turned
3. Why did the Romans bring bleach to Jesus's crucifixion? To prevent cross contamination.
4. What is Trump's favourite anime? Bleach
5. Why do people bleach their buttholes? They want to change their ring tone
6. If you're ever having trouble with Chemistry, just remember... Bleach is a solution
7. I used to inject bleach, but not anymore. I'm clean now.
8. What do you call a bunch of janitors who made a band? The bleach boys.
9. What do you get when you combine Mr Clean with a 60's surf band? The Bleach Boys
10. How does a Jedi wash their clothing? With midi-chlorine bleach.
11. What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime? Bleach.
12. It's almost summer! Time for Americans to start getting bleach body ready
13. What does the spirit say to the dirty counter? I am the clorax
    I speak for the bleach.
14. What do you call Michael Jackson's debut after bleaching himself? Back and white
15. Have you heard of bleach? I hear the taste is to die for.

Bleach Anime Jokes

Here is a list of funny bleach anime jokes and even better bleach anime puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Fun fact about bleach Bleach is the only Anime that you can drink.
• What's Jacob Sartorius' Favourite Anime? Bleach.
• Play Anime Bleach game online

Heartwarming Bleach Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about bleach you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shampoo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bleach pranks.