Bleach Hair Jokes

3 bleach hair jokes and hilarious bleach hair puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bleach hair that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Bleach Hair Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good bleach hair joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Did you know that prostitutes at the Moulin Rouge used strong alcoholic drinks to bleach their hair?

Absinthe makes the tart grow blonder.

I bleached my hair on my 18th birthday.

"I guess now you're legally blonde," my dad chuckled.

Carpet matches the curtains

10 year olds Andy, Ben, and Chuck are having lunch at school on Monday morning and Andy says, "My Pa said that Mrs. Jones carpet doesn't match the curtains. What does that mean?"
Ben informs him that it is when a lady's p**... hair doesn't match the hair on her head.
Chuck proposes that they see if their respective teachers, Mrs Adams, Ms Brown, and Mrs Carter have matching carpet and curtains.
The boys spend the week trying to peek up their teachers' skirts. They meet up at lunch on Friday to discuss their discoveries.
Andy says, "It's a scandal: Mrs Adams bleaches her hair blonde, she's actually a brunette."
Ben says, "It's so crazy: Ms Brown dyes her hair red, she's actually a blonde."
Chuck says, "That's nothing: Mrs Carter wears a wig!"

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