blazer Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious blazer puns

What do you call a jacket that's on fire?

A blazer.


Guy walks into a bar

Grabs a seat and orders a whiskey double, neat. The bartender prepares his drink with great delicacy and brings it right over. The gentleman reaches into his blazer searching frantically. This catches the bartenders attention so he monitors the patron out the corner of his eye. Finally the man finds what he's looking for and sighs a sigh of relief. He pulls out a straw and takes a sip of his whiskey. The perplexed bartender grabs his attention "I'm terribly sorry sir, was your glass dirty?" To which the man replies surprised "oh no no everything's fine! I just promised my wife I'd never put my lips on another glass of whiskey again." 😳


What do you call a pioneer smoking weed?

A trail blazer.


What do you call a jacket that goes up in flames?

A blazer


They say that every group of friends has one guy whos an absolute twat

Not true, none of my friends are twats, in fact, they're all really nice, every time we go clubbing they always give me compliments about my blazer.


Actual Critic

Armani blazer: 20k
Gucci shoes: 15k
Tag Heuer watch: 50k
Friend meets you and says "Looking Idiot" - Priceless


Boy comes up to his grandma...

and says, "Kids keep calling me a loser."
Grandma says, "Now, now, why would they call you a loser. Just look at you... blazer tucked in pants, pants tucked in socks, wearing sandals. You're perfect!"


A fireman walks into a burning building with a jacket on

It was a Blazer


What are the most funny Blazer jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Blazer? Well, here are the best Blazer dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Blazer pick up lines to share with friends.


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