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7 blazer jokes and hilarious blazer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blazer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Humorous Blazer Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What is a good blazer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you call a jacket that's on fire?

A blazer.

Guy walks into a bar

Grabs a seat and orders a whiskey double, neat. The bartender prepares his drink with great delicacy and brings it right over. The gentleman reaches into his blazer searching frantically. This catches the bartenders attention so he monitors the patron out the corner of his eye. Finally the man finds what he's looking for and sighs a sigh of relief. He pulls out a straw and takes a sip of his whiskey. The perplexed bartender grabs his attention "I'm terribly sorry sir, was your glass dirty?" To which the man replies surprised "oh no no everything's fine! I just promised my wife I'd never put my lips on another glass of whiskey again." 😳

What do you call a pioneer smoking w**...?

A trail blazer.

Bought a new jacket the other day and it burst into flames.

Well, it was a blazer.

What do you call a jacket that goes up in flames?

A blazer

I have only one rule when it comes to attire

I dress to meet the bare minimum standards that any given occasion dictates.
I call it...
Occam's Blazer.

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Bobby is sitting in his living room in his underwear, and wearing a blazer, when his wife comes in.
 
 
"Bobby why the h**... are you wearing a blazer?"
"Well, maybe we'll have guests..."
"Then why don't you have any pants on?"
"Well, maybe we won't."


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