Blazer Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

What do you call a jacket that's on fire?

A blazer.

Guy walks into a bar

Grabs a seat and orders a whiskey double, neat. The bartender prepares his drink with great delicacy and brings it right over. The gentleman reaches into his blazer searching frantically. This catches the bartenders attention so he monitors the patron out the corner of his eye. Finally the man finds what he's looking for and sighs a sigh of relief. He pulls out a straw and takes a sip of his whiskey. The perplexed bartender grabs his attention "I'm terribly sorry sir, was your glass dirty?" To which the man replies surprised "oh no no everything's fine! I just promised my wife I'd never put my lips on another glass of whiskey again." 😳

What do you call a pioneer smoking weed?

A trail blazer.

What do you call a jacket that goes up in flames?

A blazer

Actual Critic

Armani blazer: 20k
Gucci shoes: 15k
Tag Heuer watch: 50k
Friend meets you and says "Looking Idiot" - Priceless

Boy comes up to his grandma...

and says, "Kids keep calling me a loser."
Grandma says, "Now, now, why would they call you a loser. Just look at you... blazer tucked in pants, pants tucked in socks, wearing sandals. You're perfect!"

What are the funniest blazer jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Blazer? Well, here are the best Blazer puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Blazer pick up lines to share with friends.


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