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17 blatant jokes and hilarious blatant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blatant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Blatant Short Jokes

Short blatant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blatant humour may include short blunt jokes also.

  1. Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.
  2. Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV? Jar Jar Binks
  3. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner: pizza or tacos .
    They picked pizza.
    So I made steamed broccoli because that's what we get after we are done voting.
  4. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question, a superfluously expanded vocabulary, and a blatant disregard for previously established axioms? A punchline.
  5. My coworker keeps trying to blatantly steal my chair while I'm supposed to be working. I won't stand for this.
  6. I once played chess with an Egyptian King... ...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh.
  7. I was just minding my business at lunch when a police officer came and took a handful of my Chinese food... it was a blatant violation of my rice.
  8. Blatant re-post. "If a man speaks his opinion.... ...and there is no woman around to correct him, is he still wrong?"
  9. What do communist dictators and mods have in common? One blatantly pushes around their authority and silences all who ask questions, the other tries to run a Marxist country.
  10. Two Sikhs are fighting with each other on the street... "I WILL A KILL YOU!" One says blatantly.
    "AND THEN?" The other bellows while widening his eyes.

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Blatant One Liners

Which blatant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blatant? I can suggest the ones about obvious and blurted.

  1. What do you call tea that isn't very blatant? Subtle tea
  2. Foreigners s**...... They blatantly disregard the "i before e except after c" rule.
  3. Why did nobody like the e**... Portal fanfic? Because it was a blatant self-insert.

Blatant joke, Why did nobody like the e**... Portal fanfic?

Uproarious Blatant Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about blatant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean obnoxious jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blatant pranks.

Please stop including corny details about your family as a blatant ploy to garner additional upvotes and awards by increasing the emotional impact of your post.

This was said to me just now by my 3 year old. So proud! Got a real eye roll from my wife too, so I know it was a good one. Tinged with sadness though, as it reminds me own dad, who went out to get milk and never came back

Poor Ajmal.

After playtime, Ms Wilson asks some of her kindergarten kids what they did during playtime.
"What did you do at playtime Tom?"
"I played in the sandpit" said Tom.
"Very good, if you can spell sand, I'll give you a cookie!"
Tom spelled sand and was given a cookie by Ms Wilson.
"What did you do at playtime Sally?"
"I played in the sandpit with Tom" said Sally.
"That's nice, if you can spell pit, I'll give you a cookie!"
Sally spelled pit and was given a cookie by Ms Wilson.
"What did you do at playtime Ajmal?"
"I tried to play in the sandpit, but Sally and Tom threw rocks at me!" said Ajmal.
"That sounds like blatant racial discrimination, If you can spell blatant racial discrimination I'll give you a cookie!".

After someone pointed it out to her, my mother asked me to explain the difference between the District of Columbia and the country Colombia.

So explained to her that one of them is famous for it's drugs, corruption and blatant criminal activity, while the other historicly lost to England on penalties in this years world cup.

A class comes in from recess and is given a spelling test.

"Jimmy, what did you do during recess" asks the teacher. "I played in the sandbox with Sally" says Jimmy. "That's great! If you can spell 'sand' on the board, you get a cookie!" Jimmy does and gets his reward.
"Sally, what did you do during recess?" "I played in the sand box with Jimmy!" "Wow! If you can spell 'box' on the board, you get a cookie!" Sally does and gets a cookie.
"Jamal, what did you do during recess?" "I tried to play with Sally and Jimmy but they just threw rocks at me." "Oh my! That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination' on the board, you get a cookie!"

If you can spell...

A first grade teacher is bringing her class in from recess.
Teacher: Jimmy, what did you do outside?
Jimmy: I played in the sandbox
Teacher: Wonderful! If you can spell "sand", you will get a cookie! What did you do Sally?
Sally: I played in the sandbox with Jimmy.
Teacher: Fantastic! If you can spell "box", you will get a cookie! Toby, what did you do?
Toby: I wanted to play in the sandbox, but Sally and Jimmy wouldn't let me because I am black.
Teacher: That sounds like blatant racial discrimination! If you can spell "blatant racial discrimination"...

The class comes in from recess and gets a spelling quiz...

"Jimmy, what did you do during recess?" asks the teacher.
"I played in the sand box with Sally!"
"That's great! If you can spell 'sand' on the board, you get a cookie!"
Jimmy does and gets his reward.
"Sally, what did you do during recess?"
"I played in the sand box with Jimmy!"
"Wow! If you can spell 'box' on the board, you get a cookie!"
Sally does and gets a cookie.
"Jamal, what did you do during recess?"
"I tried to play with Sally and Jimmy but they just threw rocks at me."
"Oh my! That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination' on the board, you get a cookie!"

A teacher calls up her first grade class from recess

She she says to little Sally
-"Sally, what did you do at recess?"
-"I played in the sand box"
-"If you can spell the word "sand" I'll give you a fresh baked cookie"
So she spells it and enjoys a cookie
Then comes in Jimmy so the teacher says
-"Jimmy, what did you do at recess?"
-"I played in the sandbox with Sally"
-"If you can spell "box" I'll give you a fresh baked cookie"
So he spells it and enjoys a cookie
Then Tyrone comes in
-"Tyrone, what did you do at recess"
-"Sally and Jimmy threw rocks at me!"
-"wow that sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can spell "blatant racial discrimination" I'll give you a fresh baked cookie"

Blatant joke, Why did nobody like the e**... Portal fanfic?