The Best 10 Blasphemy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Blasphemy jokes. There are some blasphemy gluttony jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these blasphemy yahweh puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Blasphemy Jokes and Puns

A higgs boson particle walks into the Vatican

The Pope says, "you call yourself the God particle! Your blasphemy is not welcome here, get out!"

The higgs boson particle says "but you can't have mass without me."

People commonly believe that Jesus died a virgin, but I heard he got nailed right before he died.


So a Higgs Boson particle goes into a catholic church

And it gets stopped at the door by the bishop.

The bishop says, "Sir, I can't allow you in here."

"What? Why?" the particle responds.

"You call yourself the 'God particle.' That's blasphemy against our Lord."

"Oh, well, I guess that makes sense. Before I go, though, can I ask you a question?"

"Yeah sure," the bishop responds. "Might as well."

"So," the Higgs Boson begins, "if you don't allow me in here, how do you have mass?"

A teenager girl goes for confession and tells the preist that she's pregnant with the second coming.

Naturally, the priest is furious at the implied blasphemy.

"How dare you? That's blasphemy. Explain yourself. How do you know you're pregnant with the second coming?" he thundered.

I... I... I.. I swallowed the first.

I understand that some people don't like when I poke fun at God or religion

but, it's always been a blasphemy!

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

So, its blasphemy you want? Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a sand-nigger.

Blasphemy joke, So, its blasphemy you want? Why was 6 afraid of 7?

What's the worst part about being insane with low self esteem?

Not believing in yourself is blasphemy

What's an ISIS member's favourite song?

none, they'll already be beheaded for blasphemy.

I went to an anti-religion camp once

It was a blasphemy

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the blasphemy blasphemous jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working blasphemy sinners piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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