Bland Jokes

Funniest Bland Short Jokes

Short bland jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bland humour may include short plain jokes also.

1. Son: Dad why is our food so cold and bland? Dad: It's because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
2. A boy asks his father: "Dad, why is the food so cold and bland?" The dad replies: Your mum put her heart and soul into it.
3. There was a man who claimed that, by putting mayonnaise on any food no matter how bland you could make it better. They decided to name it after him and call it Cole's Law.
4. And the lord said 'take this all of you and eat it, this is my body which will be given up for you" and Gordon Ramsay replied bland, dry, and tasteless."
5. I used to suffer from delusions that I was a bland, flavourless cut of meat... but now I'm cured.
6. I heard that Hillary Clinton is actually made of tofu. She's white, bland, uninspiring and not tasty unless dipped in melty cheese.
7. What is this strange root? Found in my dorm's common room fridge. Friend got drunk and took a bite, says it tasted like raw jicama but more bland
8. Two cannibals are eating a white man. One says to the other, "Does this taste bland to you?"
9. Two cannibal clowns are eating j**... Seinfeld.. One asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
   The other replies, "Nah, it's just bland.. maybe a little dry."

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Bland One Liners

Which bland one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bland? I can suggest the ones about blunt and dull.

1. Bland salad is a problem. It needs addressing.
2. My ex's cooking was cold and bland. Clearly, she put her heart and soul into it.
3. Why is plane food so bland? Because it's plain food.
4. My son can only see in shades of beige, Doctors have diagnosed him with colour-blandness.
5. Why do republicans eat bland food? They refuse to season anything liberally.
6. Why was the procrastinating chef's soup always so bland? He ran out of thyme
7. Why are Chinese colors so bland? Because they're always beige-ing.
8. Daddy, why is the food so cold and bland?
9. Ethiopian Cuisine... is a bit bland. It tastes like nothing.
10. Pukka pies taste pretty good... ...but their pads are a bit bland.

Great Bland Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about bland you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean boring jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bland pranks.