The Best 16 Blames Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Blames jokes. There are some blames rushin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these blames exe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Blames Jokes and Puns

A bad workman blames his fools...


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Did you hear about that Feminist boxer who lost all her matches?...

... She blames it on her rights...

A person invented a new computer and called his friend to check it out...

Person:- this computer can think like a human

Friend :- how?

Person :- whenever it does something wrong, he blames it on other computers.

Blames joke, A person invented a new computer and called his friend to check it out...

What does Hillary do when she loses a game of CS:GO?

She blames the Russians.

I had a conversation with a Jewish friend who said to me I have no idea what it's like to be Jewish

I told him that is not true! My wife blames me for everything.


Not sure why the left wants to punch nazis

You'd think they'd love a failed liberal arts student who blames all his problems on other races.

Only a bad chef blames his tools, Jeremy..

Yeah, but trying to fillet a fish with a spoon just doesn't quite cut it.

Blames joke, Only a bad chef blames his tools, Jeremy..

shows up late for first day of new job *blames it on rush hour*

shows up late for second day of new job *blames it on rush hour 2*

A cemetery raises its costs and blames it on the cost of living

Indeed a grave situation

Oscars experience mistake awarding Best Picture to Moonlight...

Hollywood blames Russian hacking

Trump blames the Canadian PM sometimes

But it's not always Trudeau

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My FRIENDS loving girlfriend was mad at me because I had sex with my co worker during my free time at work

I don't see why she blames me. We were on a break.

Not only I'm not doing well, I'm even getting scolded for it.

What can I say, a bad tool blames his workman.

Madeline McCann and Harambe have a lot in common..

They're both dead and everybody blames the parents.

North America blames Pacific for his extreme build up of stress. Pacific replies "It's not my fault"

It's San Andreas fault.

Chinese Government Blames U.S. for explosions, will now send troops over to the U.S.

Sounds familiar though

Blames joke, Chinese Government Blames U.S. for explosions, will now send troops over to the U.S.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the blames boast jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working blames strategic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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