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I blame my wife's cooking for my weight gain.
Ever since she started cooking I've been eating out more.
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You can't really blame Donald Trump for not believing in Global Warming
He's permanently surrounded by snowflakes.
Don't blame anyone for the road you're on...
That's your own asphalt!
Why can't we blame all Stingrays for Steve Irwin's death?
Because hating all of them would clearly be an example of Ray-cism.
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I can't blame them for disqualifying Sha'Carri Richardson after she tested positive for m**....
It's definitely a performance enhancing drug. I smoke w**... and can run a 3-day mile.
I blame Mother Earth for all earthquakes.
It's always her fault.
I blame my parents for my apathetic attitude...
... but I don't care.
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Jimmy is out hunting with his best buddy Mark
When Mark suddenly clutches his chest and falls to the ground. Thinking quickly Jimmy calls 911.
"My friend just had a heart attack! I think he's dead." he says the operator
"Ok sir, calm down. First check to make sure he's definitely dead. I'll hold."
**\*BLAM***
"Yeah, he's definitely dead."
You really can't blame Pee Wee Herman for what he did...
I mean, it's not like he could just do it at home with all of his furniture watching him..
I don't blame Cat Zingano. I'm sure most men don't last 12 seconds with Rhonda Rousey either.
Don't blame Trump for this immigration policy,
Lady Liberty tried to come over from France 130 years ago and they still haven't let her in!
So I was going to blame my pet ostrich for a crime i committed
But my lawyer advised that it wouldn't fly in court.
I blame gravity for my education
It's always pulling me down...
Do you know who I blame for the rise of drugs in schools?
The supply teachers.
Everyone would blame Microsoft...
...but looks like Apple can't count either.
Can't blame Monica Lewinsky for getting her dress dirty...
I'm sure she just didn't see it coming...
Don't blame me....
I voted for Kodos.
- The Simpsons.
I blame the telephone company for my absent father.
Me and him never had a good connection.
Don't blame a penny if it smells bad!
That's just it's natural cent
Don't blame me...
One day 100 people in Heaven were sent to the presence of God. He asked them this question
"Who among you are dominated by your wives? Raise your hands and stand at the left" He asked.
So 99 of the men raised their hands and put them down. Then, they proceeded to stand at the left of Heaven's court.
God saw one man still standing on the right side and spoke to the man.
"Well done! Good and faithful servant. You have not followed the ways of the evil world. You have not yielded to your mate. Come and share My happiness." He said
The man was bewildered and then finally said to God.
"I don't know what I did to get here. She just told me to."
Don't blame the U.S. for Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Blame gravity for pulling the bombs to the ground
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