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A competition is held to determine who is the world's best magician
David Blaine performs first with his famous trick. He waves his hand, and, *p**...*, the card disappears.
David Copperfield performs next. He waves his hand, and, *p**...*, the Statue of Liberty disappears.
Finally, a guy with a beard dressed in rags and sandals comes on stage. Nobody expects him to best the world's most famous magicians. But he waves his hand, and, *p**...*...
...the 300,000-man strong Afghan National Army disappears.
I walked up to a group of girls.
I said, "Would you like to see a magic trick?"
"Yes," they smiled eagerly.
Then I handed them a david blaine DVD and walked off.
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David Blaine has reportedly been accused of two s**... assaults.
Apparently he touched two women and they disappeared.
David Blaine announced he is not interested in being a magician anymore.
He said that it has lost its magic.
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