Blah Jokes
17 blah jokes and hilarious blah puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blah that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article examines the ‘blah blah’ jokes, which are nonsensical and often boring phrases that are meant to fill silence or create jokes without meaning. Discover the origin of ‘fourth’ jokes, the story of Amanda, and hilarity that comes with this type of joke.
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Funniest Blah Short Jokes
Short blah jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blah humour may include short blur jokes also.
- In the 80's we used to think in 2020 we'll have flying cars cities on other planets, blah blah blah.... But No! Here we are, teaching people how to wash hands !!!
- Arnold Schwarzenegger has been talking about Carly Fiorina for years: "Carly Fiorina needs water," "Carly Fiorina is a great state," blah blah blah.
- A monk and a mailman walk into a bar... ..blah blah blah karma blah blah blah repost blah blah can I have my free upvotes now?
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Blah One Liners
Which blah one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blah? I can suggest the ones about blast and blank.
- Vegans are a lot like vampires... ...always going on about their diet "blah, blah-blah"
- hello test *hello*
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- Why are vampires so boring? Because all they say is "blah blah blah"
Howlingly Hilarious Blah Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about blah you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bomb jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blah pranks.
A man stumbles across an old lamp.....
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"
The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete, how much steel!! No, think of another wish."
The man said "OK, I will try to think of a really good wish". Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment, know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing," know how to make them truly happy."
The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"
JOB INTERVIEW
"So how did the interview go?" my wife asked me.
"I'm not too sure to be honest, I said all the usual stuff like, I'm a hard working person, I get on well with others, I won't let anyone down, blah blah blah, but then he sort of looked at me funny."
"How come?" she replied.
"Because I said blah blah blah."
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Not, not "Argh." Too obvious.
Not the "C" either. Everyone has heard that one.
"Without a P he's irate hahahahaha!" Blah blah blah. Nope.
Give up?
A letter of marque. It makes his profession semi legitimate, provides for a legal way to store his wealth in his homeland, and allows him to attain social prestige far above his station if successful enough.
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
9 'different' types of clickbait. No.7 is 'shocking'.
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A Mishap
My sister won't let me hold her baby anymore...
Last time I held my sister's baby, I dropped it. It wasn't even a big deal, but she started freaking out. It was an accident! Just an accident, no big deal. What happened was, after I was holding the baby and I inevitably dropped it, we start arguing and she's overreacting big time. She called the cops, said I did it on purpose, blah blah of course all the while I'm denying it. She's all red in the face screaming at me
But my real question is, who brings a baby to the Grand Canyon?
Nah I'm just kidding, my sister doesn't have kids
Anymore.
My roommate went and got her hair done yesterday...
When she came home she immediately starts telling me how bad the hairdresser messed up. Dead hair, something was on for too long, blah blah blah. Well, she was really upset about it and kept bringing it up. So she says, "It's really a bummer because I spent so much money on something that I don't even like." So I said to her pretty seriously, "Well, then why don't you sue her."
She looked at me, kind of incredulous that I would suggest something so severe, so I continued, "For defamation of hair-acter."
A Dad and his 3 Daughters are eating dinner
One daughter turns to her dad and asks "Dad, why did you name me Rosie?". Her Dad looks at her and says "Well, when you were born, the first thing to touch your face was a rose petal, so we named you Rosie". The second daughter looks at him and asks "Dad, why'd you name me Lilly?". The Dad looks at her and says "Well, when you were born, the first thing to touch your face was a lilly petal, so we named you lilly". The third daughter looks at him and says " BLAH LA BLAH BLAH DUH BLAH LA BLAH BLAH BLAH" and the Dad screams "SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK".
