Bladder Urinates Jokes
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Son. if you get a bladder infection…
u**... Trouble
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If you have bladder problems...
u**... trouble
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What did the doctor say to the patient with a bladder infection?
u**... Trouble
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What happens when you get a bladder infection?
u**... trouble.
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Different body parts rate each other
The Brain to the Liver: You're a 6.
The Spleen to the Colon: You're a 7.
The u**... to the Bladder: Urinate.
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What did the bladder say to the catheter?
u**....
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Two recent college graduates walk into the mens room at the same time.
They proceed to the urinals to relieve their bladders. When they finish one walks to the sink and washes his hands.
The other about to exit without washing his hands.
Sink guy- at Harvard they taught us to wash our hands after using the restroom.
Other guy- at my college they taught us not to p**... on our hands.
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Hamlet has to pee [Hamleak]
Quick little blurb I wrote in class:
To pee, or not to pee, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the bladder to suffer the slings and arrows of painful retention.
Or to take arm against a see of u**... and by opposing relive it.
To go-to pee,
No more; and by a leak we say to end the headache and the thousand visceral shocks that u**... is heir to: 'tis a consummation devoutly to be p**...'d.
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"Sir, You have a bladder infection "
What's That??
"u**... Trouble, Sir"
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What did I tell my friend when he told me he got a bladder infection?
u**... trouble.
I forgot to take my bladder medicine..
The nurse said 'Urine trouble now!'
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So the Enlarged Prostate and the Bladder are taking.
The bladder says " move I gotta pee!" the Enlarged Prostate smiles and says " Sorry but u**... trouble."
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What did the brain say to the leaky bladder?
"Now, u**... big trouble!"
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My dogs use a numeric scale to tell me when they need to pee.
The scale goes from u**... 0 when their bladders are empty to u**... 8 when they pee.
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So I went to the doctors
He told me I had bladder cancer. I asked the Doc for my prognosis, to which he replied "u**... trouble".
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What did the u**... say to the water when it came inyo the bladder?
Finally. Urea!
I told my bladder it was attractive...
I said "Urinate".
what did the call the time travelling cyborg who had a weak bladder
urinator
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Bladder Urinates One Liners
Which bladder urinates one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bladder urinates? I can suggest the ones about bladder infection and public urination.
- I forgot to take my bladder medicine.. The nurse said 'Urine trouble now!'
- I told my bladder it was attractive... I said "Urinate".
- what did the call the time travelling cyborg who had a weak bladder urinator
- Son. if you get a bladder infection… u**... Trouble
- If you have bladder problems... u**... trouble
- What did the doctor say to the patient with a bladder infection? u**... Trouble
- What happens when you get a bladder infection? u**... trouble.
- What did the bladder say to the catheter? u**....
- "Sir, You have a bladder infection " What's That??
"u**... Trouble, Sir" - What did I tell my friend when he told me he got a bladder infection? u**... trouble.
- What did the brain say to the leaky bladder? "Now, u**... big trouble!"
- What did the u**... say to the water when it came inyo the bladder? Finally. Urea!