Bladder Jokes

Funniest Bladder Short Jokes

Short bladder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bladder humour may include short bowel jokes also.

1. What do you call a Southern doctor that specializes in bladders, kidneys, and prostates? A y'allogist
2. I was telling dad about the Nintendo wii How people have launched the wii control across the room accidentally. Dad responded " guess they dont have bladder control".
   Cheers
3. What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem. A Big Fat Geek Wetting.
4. Get your bowl ready for some Soup Because this acrobat is about to do the splits and he has a very weak bladder
5. Me: Doc, my pee is tea colored. I think I have a bladder infection. Doc: I see...
   Me: What's urinalysis?
6. Kinda bummed that my pet goldfish died today of a bladder infection. Although to be fair, I probably should have realized something was up when the bowl kept overflowing.
7. I took my African American spouse to the urologist... He told me how to fix my black wive's bladder.
8. What's the difference between a pizza box and a bladder? You feel better when your bladder is empty.
9. What's the biggest similarity with a women's hair and her bladder? They both need constant maintenance
10. What did God do to the naughty stem cells? He stuck an L in them and made them a little bladder :)

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Bladder One Liners

Which bladder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bladder? I can suggest the ones about kidney and prostate.

1. What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems? A twitch streamer.
2. What do you call a French guy with an empty bladder? Pierre
3. How did the stegasaurus know the pterodactyl had a shy bladder? The "p" was silent!
4. What do you call shy bladder incidents? Frozen pees
5. What did Moses do after he got a bladder infection? Parted the Red Pea
6. I asked my bladder to rate me on a scale of 1-10... He replied: You're an 8.
7. Doctor's Office Roses are red
   Violets are blue
   I have an uncomfortable
   Bladder issue
8. I forgot to take my bladder medicine.. The nurse said 'Urine trouble now!'
9. My wife calls me a "five times a night" man I've always had a weak bladder
10. Who wrote the book "My Overactive Bladder"? Dr. I. P. Offton
11. I told my bladder it was attractive... I said "Urinate".
12. How would I rate your bladder control on a scale from 1-10? You're-an-eight
13. What do you call a medic who deals with male bladder problems? A Pee Nurse
14. What do you call a TV gameshow for people who like to pee? Big Bladder
15. What do Hillary's e-mails and Larry Kings Bladder have in common? They both leak

Bladder Urinates Jokes

Here is a list of funny bladder urinates jokes and even better bladder urinates puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• what did the call the time travelling cyborg who had a weak bladder urinator
• Son. if you get a bladder infection… u**... Trouble
• If you have bladder problems... u**... trouble
• What did the doctor say to the patient with a bladder infection? u**... Trouble
• What happens when you get a bladder infection? u**... trouble.
• Different body parts rate each other The Brain to the Liver: You're a 6.
  The Spleen to the Colon: You're a 7.
  The u**... to the Bladder: Urinate.
• When you've got a bladder infection... You know u**... trouble.
• What did the bladder say to the catheter? u**....
• When you have a bladder infection u**... trouble
• If you get a bladder infection u**... trouble

Bladder Infection Jokes

Here is a list of funny bladder infection jokes and even better bladder infection puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "Sir, You have a bladder infection " What's That??
  "u**... Trouble, Sir"
• What did I tell my friend when he told me he got a bladder infection? u**... trouble.

Bladder Cancer Jokes

Here is a list of funny bladder cancer jokes and even better bladder cancer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• So I went to the doctors He told me I had bladder cancer. I asked the Doc for my prognosis, to which he replied "u**... trouble".
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Comical Bladder Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about bladder you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stomach jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bladder pranks.