Bladder Jokes
47 bladder jokes and hilarious bladder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bladder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This witty article examines jokes about bladder and urinary health. From the bladder cancer diagnosis to urinary tract infections to checking for a urethra blockage- get ready for a few good-natured laughs about all things bladder. Get your (fecal) humor on and learn more about our often humorous journey with bladders.
Funniest Bladder Short Jokes
Short bladder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bladder humour may include short bowel jokes also.
- What do you call a Southern doctor that specializes in bladders, kidneys, and prostates? A y'allogist
- I was telling dad about the Nintendo wii How people have launched the wii control across the room accidentally. Dad responded " guess they dont have bladder control".
Cheers - What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem. A Big Fat Geek Wetting.
- Get your bowl ready for some Soup Because this acrobat is about to do the splits and he has a very weak bladder
- Me: Doc, my pee is tea colored. I think I have a bladder infection. Doc: I see...
Me: What's urinalysis? - Kinda bummed that my pet goldfish died today of a bladder infection. Although to be fair, I probably should have realized something was up when the bowl kept overflowing.
- I took my African American spouse to the urologist... He told me how to fix my black wive's bladder.
- What's the difference between a pizza box and a bladder? You feel better when your bladder is empty.
- What's the biggest similarity with a women's hair and her bladder? They both need constant maintenance
- What did God do to the naughty stem cells? He stuck an L in them and made them a little bladder :)
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Bladder One Liners
Which bladder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bladder? I can suggest the ones about kidney and prostate.
- What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems? A twitch streamer.
- What do you call a French guy with an empty bladder? Pierre
- How did the stegasaurus know the pterodactyl had a shy bladder? The "p" was silent!
- What do you call shy bladder incidents? Frozen pees
- What did Moses do after he got a bladder infection? Parted the Red Pea
- I asked my bladder to rate me on a scale of 1-10... He replied: You're an 8.
- Doctor's Office Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have an uncomfortable
Bladder issue - I forgot to take my bladder medicine.. The nurse said 'Urine trouble now!'
- My wife calls me a "five times a night" man I've always had a weak bladder
- Who wrote the book "My Overactive Bladder"? Dr. I. P. Offton
- I told my bladder it was attractive... I said "Urinate".
- How would I rate your bladder control on a scale from 1-10? You're-an-eight
- What do you call a medic who deals with male bladder problems? A Pee Nurse
- What do you call a TV gameshow for people who like to pee? Big Bladder
- What do Hillary's e-mails and Larry Kings Bladder have in common? They both leak
Bladder Urinates Jokes
Here is a list of funny bladder urinates jokes and even better bladder urinates puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- what did the call the time travelling cyborg who had a weak bladder urinator
Comical Bladder Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about bladder you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stomach jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bladder pranks.
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Son. if you get a bladder infection…
u**... Trouble
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If you have bladder problems...
u**... trouble
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What did the doctor say to the patient with a bladder infection?
u**... Trouble
Three old farts talking
Three very elderly men are discussing their medical woes.
The 70-year-old says,
\- I have an awful time with my bladder. I have to go all the time, and sometimes it comes on pretty suddenly."
The 80-year-old says,
\- It's my bowels. Hardly any control at all. Always having to jam this walker to full speed."
The 90-year-old retorts,
\- I've got it all over you guys. Bladder works find, 7 AM like clockwork. Bowels at eight. Everything works like it order. Long pause;
\- I only wish I could wake up before noon.
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What happens when you get a bladder infection?
u**... trouble.
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Different body parts rate each other
The Brain to the Liver: You're a 6.
The Spleen to the Colon: You're a 7.
The u**... to the Bladder: Urinate.
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What did the bladder say to the catheter?
u**....
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Hamlet has to pee [Hamleak]
Quick little blurb I wrote in class:
To pee, or not to pee, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the bladder to suffer the slings and arrows of painful retention.
Or to take arm against a see of u**... and by opposing relive it.
To go-to pee,
No more; and by a leak we say to end the headache and the thousand visceral shocks that u**... is heir to: 'tis a consummation devoutly to be p**...'d.
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"Sir, You have a bladder infection "
What's That??
"u**... Trouble, Sir"
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What did I tell my friend when he told me he got a bladder infection?
u**... trouble.
First thought when coming across a skid mark in the toilet
Women:
"Eeww! That's horrible; I must get cleaning equipment before I can use this."
Men:
"Hmmm... Can I remove this with the contents of my bladder?"
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So the Enlarged Prostate and the Bladder are taking.
The bladder says " move I gotta pee!" the Enlarged Prostate smiles and says " Sorry but u**... trouble."
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Incontinentia Buttocks joke
Pontius Pilate: 'I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...'
[A guard s**...]
Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'
[More s**...]
Pontius Pilate: 'What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... Biggus...'
[s**...]
Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'
[Both guards s**...]
Pontius Pilate: 'He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.'
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What did the brain say to the leaky bladder?
"Now, u**... big trouble!"
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How much do ladies bladder incontinence p**... cost?
Just a Tena
