Bladder Jokes

59 bladder jokes and hilarious bladder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bladder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This witty article examines jokes about bladder and urinary health. From the bladder cancer diagnosis to urinary tract infections to checking for a urethra blockage- get ready for a few good-natured laughs about all things bladder. Get your (fecal) humor on and learn more about our often humorous journey with bladders.

Best Short Bladder Jokes

Short bladder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bladder humour may include short bowel jokes also.

  1. What do you call a Southern doctor that specializes in bladders, kidneys, and prostates? A y'allogist
  2. I was telling dad about the Nintendo wii How people have launched the wii control across the room accidentally. Dad responded " guess they dont have bladder control".
  3. What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem. A Big Fat Geek Wetting.
  4. Get your bowl ready for some Soup Because this acrobat is about to do the splits and he has a very weak bladder
  5. Me: Doc, my pee is tea colored. I think I have a bladder infection. Doc: I see...
    Me: What's urinalysis?
  6. Kinda bummed that my pet goldfish died today of a bladder infection. Although to be fair, I probably should have realized something was up when the bowl kept overflowing.
  7. I took my African American spouse to the urologist... He told me how to fix my black wive's bladder.
  8. What's the difference between a pizza box and a bladder? You feel better when your bladder is empty.
  9. What's the biggest similarity with a women's hair and her bladder? They both need constant maintenance
  10. What did God do to the naughty stem cells? He stuck an L in them and made them a little bladder :)

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Bladder joke, What did God do to the naughty stem cells?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about bladder can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of bladder puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Bladder One Liners

Which bladder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bladder? I can suggest the ones about kidney and prostate.

  1. What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems? A twitch streamer.
  2. What do you call a French guy with an empty bladder? Pierre
  3. How did the stegasaurus know the pterodactyl had a shy bladder? The "p" was silent!
  4. What do you call shy bladder incidents? Frozen pees
  5. What did Moses do after he got a bladder infection? Parted the Red Pea
  6. I asked my bladder to rate me on a scale of 1-10... He replied: You're an 8.
  7. Doctor's Office Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have an uncomfortable
    Bladder issue
  8. I forgot to take my bladder medicine.. The nurse said 'Urine trouble now!'
  9. My wife calls me a "five times a night" man I've always had a weak bladder
  10. Who wrote the book "My Overactive Bladder"? Dr. I. P. Offton
  11. I told my bladder it was attractive... I said "Urinate".
  12. How would I rate your bladder control on a scale from 1-10? You're-an-eight
  13. What do you call a medic who deals with male bladder problems? A Pee Nurse
  14. What do you call a TV gameshow for people who like to pee? Big Bladder
  15. What do Hillary's e-mails and Larry Kings Bladder have in common? They both leak

Bladder Urinates Jokes

Here is a list of funny bladder urinates jokes and even better bladder urinates puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • what did the call the time travelling cyborg who had a weak bladder urinator
  • Son. if you get a bladder infection… u**... Trouble
  • If you have bladder problems... u**... trouble
  • What did the doctor say to the patient with a bladder infection? u**... Trouble
  • What happens when you get a bladder infection? u**... trouble.
  • Different body parts rate each other The Brain to the Liver: You're a 6.
    The Spleen to the Colon: You're a 7.
    The u**... to the Bladder: Urinate.
  • When you've got a bladder infection... You know u**... trouble.
  • What did the bladder say to the catheter? u**....
  • When you have a bladder infection u**... trouble
  • If you get a bladder infection u**... trouble

Bladder Infection Jokes

Here is a list of funny bladder infection jokes and even better bladder infection puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • "Sir, You have a bladder infection " What's That??
    "u**... Trouble, Sir"
  • What did I tell my friend when he told me he got a bladder infection? u**... trouble.

Bladder Cancer Jokes

Here is a list of funny bladder cancer jokes and even better bladder cancer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • So I went to the doctors He told me I had bladder cancer. I asked the Doc for my prognosis, to which he replied "u**... trouble".
Bladder joke, So I went to the doctors

Comical Bladder Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about bladder you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean stomach jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make bladder prank.

Three old farts talking

Three very elderly men are discussing their medical woes.
The 70-year-old says,
\- I have an awful time with my bladder. I have to go all the time, and sometimes it comes on pretty suddenly."
The 80-year-old says,
\- It's my bowels. Hardly any control at all. Always having to jam this walker to full speed."
The 90-year-old retorts,
\- I've got it all over you guys. Bladder works find, 7 AM like clockwork. Bowels at eight. Everything works like it order. Long pause;
\- I only wish I could wake up before noon.

Three old men sitting on a park bench…

Man #1: I wish I can sleep through the night, I get up every 2 hours to pee.
Man #2: You think that's bad? I'm constipated and haven't had a bowel movement in a week.
Man #3: You think you guys have problems? I sleep throughout the night and every morning at 7:30 I empty my bladder and have a big bowel movement.
The other two men look confused…How's that a problem? They ask.
Man #3: I don't get up until 8:00am…

Hamlet has to pee [Hamleak]

Quick little blurb I wrote in class:
To pee, or not to pee, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the bladder to suffer the slings and arrows of painful retention.
Or to take arm against a see of u**... and by opposing relive it.
To go-to pee,
No more; and by a leak we say to end the headache and the thousand visceral shocks that u**... is heir to: 'tis a consummation devoutly to be p**...'d.

First thought when coming across a skid mark in the toilet

"Eeww! That's horrible; I must get cleaning equipment before I can use this."
"Hmmm... Can I remove this with the contents of my bladder?"

So the Enlarged Prostate and the Bladder are taking.

The bladder says " move I gotta pee!" the Enlarged Prostate smiles and says " Sorry but u**... trouble."

Incontinentia Buttocks joke

Pontius Pilate: 'I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...'

[A guard s**...]

Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'

[More s**...]
Pontius Pilate: 'What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... Biggus...'


Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'

[Both guards s**...]

Pontius Pilate: 'He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.'

Bladder joke, Incontinentia Buttocks joke

jokes about bladder

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