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Short blacksmith jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blacksmith humour may include short butcher jokes also.
- I bought a dog from a blacksmith this morning... ...within 10 minutes of getting him home he made a bolt for the door.
- Did you know Will Smith can make swords? Of course he can; he's a blacksmith
Some may think the joke isn't funny, but I think it slaps. - A blacksmith said to his new helper, "You see this piece of iron? When I nod my head, you hit it as hard as you can with your hammer." Those were his last words.
- I tried to kidnap a blacksmith, but when I turned my back ... ... he made a bolt for the door.
- I found a stray dog the other day. I think it's owner was a blacksmith, because as soon as I brought the thing home it made a bolt for the door.
- The blacksmith only sold items he crafted himself. Like his father taught him... He who smelt it, dealt it.
- I think my new dog thinks he is a blacksmith As soon as I took him inside he made a bolt for the door
- What did the blacksmith say to the knight when he delivered the knight's new armor? You've got mail
- My friend claims he has a degree in blacksmithing... ... But everything he makes is forged.
- I think my horse is a blacksmith. I slapped him on the backside and he made a bolt for the door.
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Blacksmith One Liners
Which blacksmith one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blacksmith? I can suggest the ones about locksmith and welder.
- my dog is training to be a blacksmith every now and then he'll make a bolt for the door
- Why is a blacksmith called a blacksmith? A whitesmith wouldn't steel
- I tried to be a professional blacksmith for a living... But I was arrested for forgery.
- Why is Chris Rock like a used anvil? They both got hammered by a blacksmith.
- I once knew a blacksmith who didnt like metal... it was ironic.
- Why was the blacksmiths son sent to detention? He was caught forging signatures.
- Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets? It's riveting
- Why was the blacksmith charged with? Forgery.
- Oh so you like metal? Name three blacksmiths Will, Jaden and Willow
- What material do african blacksmiths use the most? Steel.
- Did you hear about the Casino that hired a Blacksmith? He who smelt it, dealt it.
- A jeweler and blacksmith gets married. What do they name their kid? Jaden Smith
- Why do blacksmiths go to jail? Forging.
- What do you call a group of blacksmiths? The metalclergy.
- Did you hear about the terrified Blacksmith? They made a bolt for the door.
Blacksmith Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about blacksmith you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean butcher shop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blacksmith pranks.
Last Names.
It's commonly known that a lot of last names originate from an ancestor's profession, or what they were known for, hundreds of years ago.
If your last name is Smith, it's likely one of your ancestors was a blacksmith.
If your last name is Cooper, they may have been a cooper, who were known for making barrels.
If your last name is Dickinson I wouldn't delve too deep into your family history.
Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
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How does a blacksmith know you f**...?
He smelt it
Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?
Because it was irony.
A miner is selling raw ore...
He's approached by a blacksmith who says, "I'll take it."
The miner questions, "Which one?"
Blacksmith replies," Either ore."
BADUMTISSSS
A man asks a blacksmith to refine some ore....
The blacksmith says "put the ore on the bench, then beat it. I'll do it once I've finished up at the grindstone". The man says to the blacksmiths assistant "that was rude" and the assistant replies "what can I say, he has an axe to grind".
Why couldn't the blacksmith use lead to create the lock?
Because it would have Lead(II) trouble.
What was the blacksmith's slogan?
"Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"
Did you hear about the blacksmith that was arrested for creating iron calligraphy?
He was charged with forging signatures.
A friend of mine said he likes metal.
A friend of mine said he likes metal, so I asked him to tell me 3 blacksmiths. He said, "Will, Jaden, and Willow."
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Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy?
Because the are always metal-ing.
My new puppy is an excellent blacksmith...
...every time I yell he makes a bolt for the door!
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Local blacksmith arrested for dealing m**... out of the back of his shop
I guess he who smelt it, also dealt it.
A knights wife recieves a package from the blacksmith
The knight asks her: "Is this my new chest plate?"
She replies: "Sorry my dear, it's just a chain mail."
The blacksmith hires an apprentice
He instructed the boy, When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil. When I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer.
The apprentice did exactly as he was told, and now he's the new village blacksmith
What division does a blacksmith boxer compete in?
Smelterweight.
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A man tries for a job as a blacksmith
"Do you have any experience in horseshoeing?"
"No, but I once told a donkey to f**k off."
How did the Blacksmith pick up the red hot 1000° steel cube with just his hands?
He just held it by the cubes corners which were 90°
What's the hardest part about blacksmithing?
The anvil.
Blacksmith: I've just about finished this sword, just need to work out the kinks.
Sword: I like feet
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Why would George W Bush be a bad blacksmith?
He apparently can't melt steel beams.
A Blacksmith in Ancient Palestine asks his Apprentice, "where are the nails?"
Once in Ancient Palestine a Blacksmith walks into his shop one morning to find his apprentice sharpening blades and kindling the forge. As the Blacksmith searched the shelves he couldn't find the nails. He asked his apprentice, "I've been searching for them all morning. Where are the nails?"
The Apprentice looked up solemnly and replied, "They're in God's hands now."
What does the blacksmith say when his materials are on sale?
"What a steel!"
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My friend was a b**... blacksmith
Yea, he had a few kinks, but he ironed them all out.
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I got arrested after I asked the blacksmith for an assortment of m**... tools.
They say I'm racist and should say African-American smith instead.
"My last name is Smith, because my dad was a blacksmith." "My last name is Fisher, because my dad was a fisherman."
"My last name is Dickinson, and I dont like this game"
I call my dog Blacksmith
Every time I come home he makes a bolt for the door.
What happens when two blacksmiths get into a fight?
They trade bellows.
Son: Dad, if the blacksmith forges the sword, who sells it?
Dad: That's easy son. Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
My grandfather was a very talented blacksmith
He could do all swords of things
Back in the day last name said something about your profession...
The Smiths would hammer away creating armor and weapons as blacksmiths. The Fishers would navigate the seas in search as fishermen. And The Dickinsons, well no one really knew what they did.
I was asked if I knew any blacksmiths
And apparently "Will" and "Jada Pinkett" were incorrect answers.
I didn't believe it when my friend told me he was a blacksmith
He was white and his name was John Baker.
My buddy, who's a blacksmith, won't stop talking about how awesome his new dog is.
Apparently, as soon as he got him, he made a bolt for the door.
Hit it on the head
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard for long hours. The blacksmith instructed the boy, When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer.
The apprentice did just as he was told. Now he's the village blacksmith.
Took my Bowie knife to the blacksmith to get sharpened, when he saw it he said he hadn't seen one in while...
...I could tell he was really excited because he got a huge honer.
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What do you call a s**... Blacksmith?
d**...-cus
These days, iron and steel are traded on the international commodity market, and if you need some, you just need to contact a trader.
Formerly, if you wanted iron or steel, you would need to go to an ironworks or even a blacksmith's and negotiate directly with the men who made it.
Whoever smelted, dealt it.
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Why did the blacksmith get fired....
He smelt like s**..., and made a forgery.
What does the frog blacksmith say?
Rivet.Rivet.Rivet.
Came to me when I was a blacksmith. Not sure if someone else already thought of it.
I've had a severe addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop.
We all have our vices.
The court jester decided to play a prank
So he got a bucket of coal dust from the blacksmith and rigged it over a doorway.
Soon enough Sir Lancelot walks up in his shiniest silver armor. He'd spent the entire morning polishing it to a mirror finish. As soon as he walks through the doorway, a trip wire dumps the bucket of coal dust over him turning his polished armor a dingy black. Needless to say he was storming mad, covered in filthy black dust.
It was a dark and stormy knight.
What does the Postal Service have in common with Medieval Blacksmiths?
They both deliver the Mail.
