Blacksmith Jokes
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Funniest Blacksmith Short Jokes
Short blacksmith jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blacksmith humour may include short butcher jokes also.
- I bought a dog from a blacksmith this morning... ...within 10 minutes of getting him home he made a bolt for the door.
- I bought a dog from a blacksmith. 10 minutes after we arrived home, the dog made a bolt for the door.
- Did you know Will Smith can make swords? Of course he can; he's a blacksmith
Some may think the joke isn't funny, but I think it slaps. - I adopted a dog that used to be owned by a blacksmith... As soon as I got him inside, he made a bolt for the door.
- I bought a dog from a blacksmith today Within 10 minutes of being home he'd already made a bolt for the door
- I rescued a dog that belonged to a blacksmith. As soon as I brought it home, it made a bolt for the door
- I just bought a dog from the town blacksmith When I took it home, it made a bolt for the door.
- New Doggy I've just gone and bought a dog off a Blacksmith!!!
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door! - I just bought a dog from a local blacksmith. As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
- A blacksmith said to his new helper, "You see this piece of iron? When I nod my head, you hit it as hard as you can with your hammer." Those were his last words.
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Blacksmith One Liners
Which blacksmith one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blacksmith? I can suggest the ones about locksmith and welder.
- I bought a dog from a blacksmith as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
- my dog is training to be a blacksmith every now and then he'll make a bolt for the door
- Why is a blacksmith called a blacksmith? A whitesmith wouldn't steel
- I tried to be a professional blacksmith for a living... But I was arrested for forgery.
- Why are blacksmiths so flatulent? Whoever smelt it, dealt it
- Why is Chris Rock like a used anvil? They both got hammered by a blacksmith.
- I once knew a blacksmith who didnt like metal... it was ironic.
- Why was the blacksmiths son sent to detention? He was caught forging signatures.
- Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets? It's riveting
- Why was the blacksmith charged with? Forgery.
- Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy? Because the are always metal-ing.
- Oh so you like metal? Name three blacksmiths Will, Jaden and Willow
- What material do african blacksmiths use the most? Steel.
- Did you hear about the Casino that hired a Blacksmith? He who smelt it, dealt it.
- A jeweler and blacksmith gets married. What do they name their kid? Jaden Smith
Blacksmith Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about blacksmith you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean butcher shop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blacksmith pranks.
I adopted a dog from a blacksmith today..
First thing he did when i got him home was make a bolt for the door.
Why do blacksmiths go to jail?
Forging.
Last Names.
It's commonly known that a lot of last names originate from an ancestor's profession, or what they were known for, hundreds of years ago.
If your last name is Smith, it's likely one of your ancestors was a blacksmith.
If your last name is Cooper, they may have been a cooper, who were known for making barrels.
If your last name is Dickinson I wouldn't delve too deep into your family history.
How does a blacksmith know you f**...?
He smelt it
A miner is selling raw ore...
He's approached by a blacksmith who says, "I'll take it."
The miner questions, "Which one?"
Blacksmith replies," Either ore."
BADUMTISSSS
A man asks a blacksmith to refine some ore....
The blacksmith says "put the ore on the bench, then beat it. I'll do it once I've finished up at the grindstone". The man says to the blacksmiths assistant "that was rude" and the assistant replies "what can I say, he has an axe to grind".
Why couldn't the blacksmith use lead to create the lock?
Because it would have Lead(II) trouble.
My new puppy is an excellent blacksmith...
...every time I yell he makes a bolt for the door!
My friend claims he has a degree in blacksmithing...
... But everything he makes is forged.
New dog
So I brought this new dog home that I got from a blacksmith yesterday. As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door.
I think my new dog thinks he is a blacksmith
As soon as I took him inside he made a bolt for the door
An old blacksmith ...
... realised that soon he would not be able to work so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the boy. "Just do whatever I tell you to do." One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil. "Get the hammer over there," he said. "When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard."
Now the town is looking for a new blacksmith.
The blacksmith hires an apprentice
He instructed the boy, When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil. When I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer.
The apprentice did exactly as he was told, and now he's the new village blacksmith
I think my horse is a blacksmith.
I slapped him on the backside and he made a bolt for the door.
What division does a blacksmith boxer compete in?
Smelterweight.
The blacksmith only sold items he crafted himself. Like his father taught him...
He who smelt it, dealt it.
A man tries for a job as a blacksmith
"Do you have any experience in horseshoeing?"
"No, but I once told a donkey to f**k off."
How did the Blacksmith pick up the red hot 1000° steel cube with just his hands?
He just held it by the cubes corners which were 90°
Blacksmith: I've just about finished this sword, just need to work out the kinks.
Sword: I like feet
A Blacksmith in Ancient Palestine asks his Apprentice, "where are the nails?"
Once in Ancient Palestine a Blacksmith walks into his shop one morning to find his apprentice sharpening blades and kindling the forge. As the Blacksmith searched the shelves he couldn't find the nails. He asked his apprentice, "I've been searching for them all morning. Where are the nails?"
The Apprentice looked up solemnly and replied, "They're in God's hands now."
I found a stray dog the other day.
I think it's owner was a blacksmith, because as soon as I brought the thing home it made a bolt for the door.
The village blacksmith hired an enthusiastic new apprentice
His new apprentice was willing to work long, hard hours.
One day he instructed the boy, When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil. When I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer.
The apprentice did exactly as he was told, and now he's the new village blacksmith.
My friend was a b**... blacksmith
Yea, he had a few kinks, but he ironed them all out.
"My last name is Smith, because my dad was a blacksmith." "My last name is Fisher, because my dad was a fisherman."
"My last name is Dickinson, and I dont like this game"
What did the blacksmith say to the knight when he delivered the knight's new armor?
You've got mail
My grandfather was a very talented blacksmith
He could do all swords of things
Back in the day last name said something about your profession...
The Smiths would hammer away creating armor and weapons as blacksmiths. The Fishers would navigate the seas in search as fishermen. And The Dickinsons, well no one really knew what they did.
My buddy, who's a blacksmith, won't stop talking about how awesome his new dog is.
Apparently, as soon as he got him, he made a bolt for the door.
A blacksmith asked me if I'd ever shoed a horse. I said ...
No. But I've told a donkey to f*** off!
These days, iron and steel are traded on the international commodity market, and if you need some, you just need to contact a trader.
Formerly, if you wanted iron or steel, you would need to go to an ironworks or even a blacksmith's and negotiate directly with the men who made it.
Whoever smelted, dealt it.
I bought a dog from the local blacksmith this morning.
Within 10 minutes if having him home he made a bolt for the door.
The village blacksmith found an apprentice willing to work long and hard.
The blacksmith told the boy, "When I take the shoes out of the fire, I'll lay them on the anvil, and when I nod my head, hit it with the hammer." The apprentice did as he was told.
Now he's the village blacksmith.
I tried to kidnap a blacksmith, but when I turned my back ...
... he made a bolt for the door.
Why did the blacksmith throw away his furnace......
Because It Smelt like s**...!
Why did the blacksmith get fired....
He smelt like s**..., and made a forgery.
I bought a dog from a blacksmith.
I realized he was a blacksmith, because when I got the dog home he made a bolt for the door.
Did you hear about the terrified Blacksmith?
They made a bolt for the door.
What does the frog blacksmith say?
Rivet.Rivet.Rivet.
Came to me when I was a blacksmith. Not sure if someone else already thought of it.
I've had a severe addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop.
We all have our vices.
The court jester decided to play a prank
So he got a bucket of coal dust from the blacksmith and rigged it over a doorway.
Soon enough Sir Lancelot walks up in his shiniest silver armor. He'd spent the entire morning polishing it to a mirror finish. As soon as he walks through the doorway, a trip wire dumps the bucket of coal dust over him turning his polished armor a dingy black. Needless to say he was storming mad, covered in filthy black dust.
It was a dark and stormy knight.
I once bought a dog from a blacksmith..
Only had him half an hour when he made a bolt for the door.
What does the Postal Service have in common with Medieval Blacksmiths?
They both deliver the Mail.
What do you call a group of blacksmiths?
The metalclergy.