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One day, Usain Bolt goes into a country club.

When he enters, the woman at the front desk stops him, and says, "Sorry, we don't allow blacks in here. But there's another club 10 minutes down the road that does."

Visibly furious, Bolt exclaims, "Do you know who I am? I'm Usain Bolt!"

"Oh! I'm sorry", says the woman. "Then it's only 5 minutes down the road."


How many blacks does it take to start a riot?



Why did Obama serve two terms?

Because blacks always get a longer sentence


The blacksmith hires an apprentice

He instructed the boy, When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil. When I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer.

The apprentice did exactly as he was told, and now he's the new village blacksmith


Why was Martin Luther King so bad at doing laundry?

Because he wouldn't separate the whites from the blacks.


You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me.

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.


Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!


So I took a biology test the other day...

One of the questions was, "name two things commonly found in cells."

Apparently, young blacks and latinos was not the right answer.


Did blacks invent rape?

Or did they steal that too?


I took my Biology exam last Friday

I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.


blacksmith joke

A blacksmith asked his apprentice, "Have you ever shoed a horse?"

He replied: "No, but i once told a donkey to fuck off"


The sun blacks out on a work day & everyone is amazed.

I do it and people say I've "got a problem."


Why is a blacksmith called a blacksmith?

A whitesmith wouldn't steel


What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree.

Da ho, no I didnt.


A blacksmith is training his apprentice...

He asks the lad: "Have you ever shoed a horse before?"

The lad replies: "No, but I once told a donkey to fuck off."


What's a police officer's favorite Star Wars movie?

The Empire Strikes Blacks


A black man walks into a gun store in Texas.

"I would like to see that glock on the display wall"
"I am sorry sir we are out of stock for those" replied the salesman.
"Ok, show me the one beside it, the rifle"
"We are out of those, as well"

Suspecting the salesman is a racist he goes to a lawyer.
When the lawyer, who is white, walks into the store and asks, "what have you got against blacks..." when he is interrupted.
"Well we have handguns, rifles, shotguns..."


The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech

and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Obama. They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."

President Obama says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do."

The Saudi whispers "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."

President Obama laughs and leans toward the Saudi. "It's because it takes place in the future..."


The blacksmith only sold items he crafted himself. Like his father taught him...

He who smelt it, dealt it.


There are Three Types of People I Hate

Racists, Blacks, and Hypocrites.


Thor gets drunk, blacks out and wakes up next to a man.

Confused, he looks at the man and says, "I AM THOR."

And they guy says, "You think you're thore, my ath is killing me."


Why did Obama serve 2 terms?

Because blacks always get a longer sentence.


What do u call 3 mexicans, 1 asian, and 4 blacks?

A water sprinkler, cuz it goes spic...spic... spic, chink, niggerniggerniggernigger

I'm black btw, heard it at an anti-racism assembly in high school of all places.


First they came for the communists

And I did not speak out because I was not a communist.

Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because I am not a Jew.

Then they came for the blacks, but I did not speak out because I was not black.

Then they came for the Arabs, but I did not speak out because I am not Arab.

Then they came for the transgendered, but I did not speak out because I am not transgender.

Then they came for the feminists, but I did not speak out because I am not a feminist.

Then they stopped coming for anyone because all the problems were pretty much gone at that point.


What did the blacksmith say to the knight when he delivered the knight's new armor?

You've got mail


There's 2 types of people I hate in this world.

Racists & Blacks.


An old blacksmith ...

... realised that soon he would not be able to work so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the boy. "Just do whatever I tell you to do." One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil. "Get the hammer over there," he said. "When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard."
Now the town is looking for a new blacksmith.


Why don't blacks take cruises?

They ain't falling for that shit again.


Irishman's Blacksmith Interview

An Irishman goes for an interview to be a blacksmith.

At the interview he's asked ' Paddy have you ever shoed a horse before?..'

To which Paddy replies ', but once I told a donkey to fuck off..'


How many blacks does it take to have a threesome?



I like my blacks like I like my yolks

Beaten and separated from the whites


It's true that blacks can be racist too!

But just like everything else in life, whites are always better at it.


Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy?

Because the are always metal-ing.


How come jokes about Blacks and Hispanics aren't funny?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal


A Blacksmith in Ancient Palestine asks his Apprentice, "where are the nails?"

Once in Ancient Palestine a Blacksmith walks into his shop one morning to find his apprentice sharpening blades and kindling the forge. As the Blacksmith searched the shelves he couldn't find the nails. He asked his apprentice, "I've been searching for them all morning. Where are the nails?"

The Apprentice looked up solemnly and replied, "They're in God's hands now."


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