Blackout Jokes
49 blackout jokes and hilarious blackout puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about blackout that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Forget about the power outage, and get ready to laugh at this collection of blackout jokes. Prepare to be transported to the dark comedy of an inebriated curtain caller and his absurdly funny tales of an outrageous night out. From humorous scenarios to boozy utterances, these blackout jokes are sure to lighten up any power outage.
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Funniest Blackout Short Jokes
Short blackout jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The blackout humour may include short whiteout jokes also.
- Do you know why I hate drinking with blind people? They can't handle their booze and always black-out.
- There was a black-out in my city last night. The police said stay in doors until they shot him.
- I started a credit card for alcoholics Nobody wants it because there's too many blackouts.
- There was a b**... in my neighborhood last night The police told us to stay inside until they shot him
- TIFU by plugging in the wrong speaker into my computer, causing a b**... in my neighbourhood Whoops, wrong sub
- What should you do if there is a b**... at night? Call the police, they'll come and shoot it.
- Karen calls the police due to a b**... in her neighborhood Karen: Excuse me, there's a black out in my neighborhood!
Police: Call Centerpoint Energy.
Karen: You don't understand, he's still here! - What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a b**...? They lock their doors and windows.
- These Brock Turner jokes are really distasteful. Maybe they'd be okay if I was b**... drunk.
- The other night, there was a b**... in my neighborhood. He was arrested within the hour.
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Blackout One Liners
Which blackout one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with blackout? I can suggest the ones about outage and darkness.
- Did you hear about player safety in the super bowl? Both teams suffered from blackouts
- I'll have the Jared Special! The Turkey and Black-out Ham on Italian Herbs and GHBeese.
- There was a b**... in my town last night It's okay I called the police.
- Why don't mathematicians ever get b**... drunk? They know their limits.
- Did you hear there was a b**... last night? Don't worry, we caught him
- Every time there's a b**... I feel so... ...powerless.
- There was a b**... last night... Don't worry, I got him.
- What does the k**... hate the most during meetings? A b**...
- There was a b**... on my street last night. So I shot him.
- I don't remember where I bought my b**... curtains or how I got them home.
- How do you call Niggeria leaving EU? b**...
- This "b**..." Nice one dudes like a good 20ish? hours. You really stuck it to the man.
- Did you hear about the b**...? Don't worry, I shot him.
- There was a b**... in our neighborhood tonight. Don't worry, he didn't get far.
- There was a b**... tonight. It was caused by the current situation.
Blackout Drunk Jokes
Here is a list of funny blackout drunk jokes and even better blackout drunk puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call it when a guy turns gay after getting b**... drunk? A gender bender
- My wife says I have a drinking problem.. I don't remember ever getting b**... drunk though.
Power Blackout Jokes
Here is a list of funny power blackout jokes and even better power blackout puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Hurricane Malt Liquor: Because the power shouldn't be the only thing experiencing a b**... this weekend.
Ridiculous Blackout Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about blackout you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blindness jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make blackout pranks.
A cold snap across the United States has seen Texas dealing with temperatures as low as -18
The demand for electricity has led to blackouts across the state, causing some people to go without Fox News for so long, they've stopped blaming the weather on Joe Biden.
We had a big storm on the weekend, we had a b**... and you couldn't go outside. After a while the batteries on my laptop and phone had run out so I read the newspaper and finished my latest book. After that there was nothing to do so I sat down and talked to my wife for an hour or so.
She seems quite nice.
Guy walks into a bar with a giraffe
They take a seat at the bar and start taking shots.
The giraffe gets b**... drunk and passes out on the floor.
Guy gets up and goes to leave the bar.
Bartender says hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!
Guy says it's not a lion, it's a giraffe
Because of the winter storms
there was a b**... in our neighborhood, the police told us to stay inside till they found him.
A person calls their spouse, who is currently away on a business trip.
"Big snowstorm today. There's a b**... on our street."
"Invite them in for a coffee then, it's probably freezing out there!"
How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one but every time he does he causes a b**....
There was a b**... in the streets of Houston yesterday...
Don't worry, the police have everything under control..... they shot him.
There was a b**... in silicon valley. The event was assumed to have drastic consequences, but...
apparently he was just going for a walk.
A woman is going through labour...
...but there is a b**... and her car isn't working. Her husband attempts to deliver the baby. Their young daughter is asked to hold a torch so that her father can see.
After a long and stressful procedure, the baby boy is born. The man spanks the newly born child and the baby starts crying. The mother asks the daughter about what she just saw.
"s**... him again, he shouldn't of crawled up there in the first place."
